Same Difference

Chapter 35-SEXucation

After every one woke up and James explained the "midnight" snack we got to watch Liam make them clean it up and Harry made us waffles. That guy can cook like a saint! I think he killed an angle, minced it and put her in our food.

Strangely im ok with that.

If it were possible.

'Does it feel like somethings missing?' I handed Jenna the syrup, that's what she was missing I guess. Every one needs syrup.

'Thanks. Niall, is there cinnamon?' He nodded and pointed at the fridge. She opened the fridge door, swore and ran upstairs still cursing.

'What is she?' I looked around in the fridge and saw a pile of carrots... Did we let Louis out?

We did right?

'NIALL JAMES HORAN,  YOU LEFT ME IN THERE ALL NIGHT!' Guess not.

'Maybe I should hide.' Niall grinned and hid in the pantry.

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Ten minutes later

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'Niall, I'm gonna go see what they're doing.' He stuck his head out the pantry and nodded. Just to be safe I took a carrot up with me.

I wonder whats taking then so long to come down here. Maybe they're making up some kinda prank to play on Niall or destroying his stuff... Hope not.

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I headed upstairs and into the bedroom, it sounded like there was heavy breathing or something coming from the room...

WTF?

I opened the door to see Louis's butt with out the jeans...

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!' I slapped my hands over my eyes and ran out the room. Not a smart idea. I ran into the opposite wall and opened my eyes to run downstairs, out the door and into Niall's garden.

This boy has a huge friggin garden, I could hide in here for all eternity if I had pizza.

I collapsed on the grass in a quiet corner and tried to forget the gross Louis images.

GROSS. GROSS. GROSS.

Why didn't I knock? It's Niall's room.

Why were they doing it in his... Gross.

Niall needs a new bed and I'm sleeping in a guest room from now on.

A few minutes later Niall found me and lay down on the grass with me. He lay so his head was next to mine but not touching it, his fingers entwined with  mine.

'Sooooo... Jenna and Louis came downstairs with very red cheeks and apologises. Took them a while to figure out we had no idea what was going on.'

'I walked in on them about to do it.'

'It?'

'Louis was taking off his jeans.'

'Oh... Gross! Thats my room.'

'That's what I was thinking. I might be a huge Directioner but I didn't need to see his bum.'

'But they weren't actually?'

'No! If they were I'd be throwing up right now.'

'Ready to go back in?'

'Nope.'

'Wanna stay here?'

'Nope.'

'Wanna go tease them?'

'Maybe.'

'That's my girlfriend!'

He picked he up gently and carried me inside bridal style. As soon as I saw Jenna and Lou I started singing at the top of my lungs,

'JENNA AND LOUIS DOIN' IT IN A TREE! B-A-N-G-I-N-G! FIRST GOES THE PANTS, THEN COMES THE CONDOM AND THEN COMES THE COME!!!'

The guys except Louis burst out laughing and Jenna looked like she wanted to kill me.

'We didn't do it!' She moaned covering her face in her hands.

'If I hadn't walked in what would've happened?'

'Shut up.'

'Ok, ok I'm done.'

'Well I'm not!!!' Harry shouted and dust bumped James. Those two are really alike.

Scary.

XOXO