Marathon about Floor! There are just too many puns you can make with her name.
- What was Vuorinen's latest rock 'n roll stage move? Smashing his guitar on Floor.
- Why is Holopainen angry at Hietala? Because when Hietala is piss drunk, he always pisses on Floor.
- How do you know if the Nightwish tour bus is too crowded? Someone is sleeping on Floor.
- Tuomas Holopainen went to see the Lordi movie Dark Floors and was disappointed (Lordi is a Finnish band)
- "knock knock"
"Who is it?"
"It's me, Tuomas. I came to wax the Floor"
- What does Jukka Nevalainen like to bang on tour? The Floor tom.
- Why doesn't Nightwish tour Middle East anymore? Holopainen always used to buy a shitload of Persian carpets to keep on Floor.
- How do you know that the new Nightwish singer is going to last longer? Holopainen is going to laminate Floor.
- What did Nightwish singer's father say to the elevator man when he was angry at his daughter? Ground Floor.
- What did Nightwish singer's father say to the chaffeur when he was in a hurry? Floor it.
- Why did Tuomas Holopainen gave Emppu Vuorinen a pedal board for christmas? Because the pedals are used to be on Floor.
-Tuomas Holopainen wanted to make a sexy disco record next. He named it Four on the Floor.
- What did Nightwish singer's father say to the elevator man when he wanted a sister for his daughter? Second Floor.
Taken from punkinfinland.net
PS. I've been rethinking the Once Upon a Nightwish thing because of copyright. Sorry to disappoint you. Anyway, I have more ideas :)
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