RANTS OF A TEENAGE MADWOMAN

Friend:

Cassie?

Me: *happily eating an apple pie*

mmhph?

Friend:

*whimpers but cannot take it. starts to cry*

Im inlove with this guy, but he doesn't love me back. *sobs* What should I do?

Me: *drops off the pie and pushes her to outer space*

YOU'RE BETTER OFF without him, you dimwit!!

Now hurry up and find another before I strangle him to death!

(Cover by @flawdd )