This catches me off guard
Like MOST of the time.
I know you know what I mean.
Oh you don't?
I know you do.
That's right.
TIMEZONES!
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Random (lovable) Kid at the block: Hey Cassie, why are you sad?
Me: Nothing dear *shuffles through my phone* Ugh! why is she not freaking replying yet?
*turns back to the innocent boy*
ummm.
I mean..
Hey kid, why are you even here? It's already 9 pm!
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RANTS OF A TEENAGE MADWOMAN
HumorFriend: Cassie? Me: *happily eating an apple pie* mmh? Friend: *whimpers but cannot take it. starts to cry* Im inlove with this guy, but he doesn't love me back. *sobs* What should I do? Me: *drops off the pie and pushes her to outer space* YOU'RE...
