BEFORE I BEGIN, I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLAIN WHAT FLAIRTENDING IS.
BASICALLY, IT'S ABOUT THROWING AROUND BOTTLES (and tins. Well... actually any small bartending equipment) AND MAKING INSANE MOVES OUT OF THEM, WITH OR WITHOUT THE MAKING OF COCKTAILS OR OTHER DRINKS.
Before you become a pro on this ground, you have to practice flipping bottles in the air (and yes, catching them), then make creative moves out of what you've done.
From my own experience I can say that it has never been easy.
I have been a member of this flairtending group in our school for 3 years now, and I can still say that it was never REALLY easy.
Just like yesterday.
Knowing that I needed to learn more advance moves, I decided to do the "SNAKE GRAB".
It's about throwing the bottle and catching it with the same hand...
but it should be placed at the back of your opposite side.
Confused? well yeah. Me too.
So anyways.
I basically tried to do that... but to no avail.
Actually, I have only succeeded once. *sobs*
My hand isn't fast enough to catch the bottle!
And the worst part is yet to come.
While we were continuing with our practice, I tried to do it again.
But this time, the butt of the bottle landed directly into my mouth!
My front teeth also got knocked down.
*double sob... laughs... going cray*
Luckily my lips swelled just a bit. (it's not that noticeable), so I continued with my practice.
Until 5 minutes later, I felt that my lips were a bit larger than before.
It became hot while my teeth started to ache.
So...
I stopped practicing.
I quickly bought a cold pack of milk, (which is kind of my "reliever" drink) and placed it on my lips.
It's a good thing that my teeth did not come off. -.-
*OH PLEASE NO*
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RANTS OF A TEENAGE MADWOMAN
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