SILLY KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

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Some of these are silly enough to make you laugh...

While some are...

... just silly enough. XDD

ENJOY!! (from the net, mine's coming soon ;)))) )

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

 Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe help me with my homework?

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Arfur.

Arfur who?

Arfur got!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

 Abby.

Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

 Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business.

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

 Ya.

Ya who?

Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

 Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

 Aida.

Aida who?

Aida sandwich for lunch today.

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

 Iona.

Iona who?

Iona new car!

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

 Scold.

Scold who?

Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

 Justin.

Justin who?

Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

XDD

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