A/N: I am dying omfg. It's a bit long but really worth it.
Thoughtless Ghost
INT. NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM - AFTERNOON
Ugly detective TINY PENN ISS is arguing with nice gardener MRS MARY SWEET. PENN tries to hug MARY but she shakes him off.
PENN
Please Mary, don't leave me.
MARY
I'm sorry Penn, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
PENN
I am such a person!
MARY frowns.
MARY
I'm sorry, Penn. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
MARY leaves.
PENN sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, kind ghost doctor DR POLLY POLLYPOLLY barges in looking flustered.
PENN
Goodness, Polly! Is everything okay?
POLLY
I'm afraid not.
PENN
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
POLLY
It's ... a ghost ... I saw an evil ghost blackmail a bunch of baby birds!
PENN
Defenseless baby birds?
POLLY
Yes, defenseless baby birds!
PENN
Bloomin' heck, Polly! We've got to do something.
POLLY
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
PENN
You can start by telling me where this happened.
POLLY
I was...
POLLY fans herself and begins to wheeze.
PENN
Focus Polly, focus! Where did it happen?
POLLY
Quality Cafe! That's right - Quality Cafe!
PENN springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
