(A/N: I'm baaaaaaaack!)
Galactic Chubby Spoon Wars
--A Science Fiction Plot--
A long, long time ago in a chubby, chubby galaxy...
After leaving the fragile planet Klendathu, a group of gays fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a crowded, space church.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Rhiannon Barker, a happy elf capable of vandalism and even mutilation.
Terrified, a scary goblin known as Luke Jones flees the Empire, with his protector, Warwick Barlow.
They head for New York on the planet Earth. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Barlow uses his chubby spoon to defend Luke.
Barlow and Goblin Luke decide it's time to leave Earth and steal a bicycle to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of old folk. Barlow is attacked and the goblin is captured by the old folk and taken back to New York.
Barlow must fight to save Goblin Luke but when he accidentally unearths a brunette sausage, the entire future of the chubby, fragile galaxy is at stake.
