Issuing a School Detention
Dear Mr Dick,
I am sorry to report that little Harry has been assigned a detention.
As you know, little Harry is usually a very moist and little child. However, today I caught him snuggling during class.
When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "Fuck off!" and began loving with his friend Anne.
Harry aggravated the matter further by calling me a slippery lizard and likening my chins to a naughty lettuce.
Little Harry was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow scruffy boxers at Erinsborough High.
Erinsborough High prides itself on being a smelly and beautiful establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children snuggling and loving on the premises. Added to which, my chins looks nothing like a lettuce, as Mrs Lee will testify.
Please ensure that little Harry attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his scruffy clothing at home.
Yours sincerely
Ally
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(A/N: What shall become of Little Harry Dick?? The world may never know...)
