Texting the police

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Me: Why the heck can't we text the police.

Like what if your hiding from a murderer and you can't call them because he would hear you.

Canada: Here in Canada you can.

England: Here in England you scream and run.

Scotland: We just paint our faces and run towards the murderer

America: Well I'm a hero I don't need police

France: You could just seduce them.

Australia: In Austrailia you are the murderer.

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