Tagalog Jokes

What is your Sex?

-Sex?
-Seven to Eleven times a week

-No! No! I Mean Male or Female?
-It doesn't matter sometimes Male, Female or Even Camel

-Holy cow!
-Yes, Cow too, also sheep, all kinds of animals

-but isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, Doggy style, Free style, any style, you name it.

-Oh dear!
-No! No! deer run too fast.