Bananas and Styles (A One Direction Fanfic)

Chapter 11

I drive Niall to his hotel, which is the only hotel in this tiny town I live in. It honestly looks like a motel but whatever, it's a hotel. "Ooh can I see your room? I've never been inside this place before!" I ask Niall excitedly. "Umm. Sure." He says nervously. SWEET!

We get inside the hotel and the place looks really nice. Except for the old man in the leather jacket at the front desk. I give him a nice smile though becauuse I didn't want to be rude. I look beside the desk and there it was. THE ELEVATOR. I love elavators especially when they get stuck. It's like my favorite thing to watch people freak out and run around hoplessly.. I mean.. What? "I haven't been to a hotel in years! "can I see your key and open your door!?" I shout. "Maybe..." Niall replies again with the uneasy tone in his voice. We get on the elavator and i click the 2nd floor button. There are only two floors of the place. I notice Niall's room key poking out of his jean's pocket as the elavator make that 'ding' noisse, signalling we were at the second floor. I quickly grab the key and read the room number on it's tag. "WAIT! MARCY DON'T!" Niall yells at me. I run down the hallway and halt at a trail of pink sparkly dildos stopping at Niall's room. "lol. What is this?" I ask Niall. He replies by shaking his head with wide eyes. I laugh and run up to the hotel room door and put the key in. "NO. MARCY NOOOOOOO!" He shouts as I turn the key and open the door.

My mouth drops when I see Harry lying on the hotel bed. Naked. Surrounded by pink and blue dildos. Lit candles and rose petals scattered the old creaky room. "Narry. Is. Real" was all that escaped my mouth.

"Shit!" Harry's voice echoed through the room and he threw the blanket over his toned body. Damn. I was enjoying all that nakedness. "I am so sorry you had to see that! I did not mean for this to happen!" Niall says and scoots me out the door. I laugh and he gives me a weird look. "I think you should go home, Marcy." He says calmly. "Okay. Bye I guess." I walk away after see Niall run towards the hotel room door, quickly pulling off his shirt before entering the room and shouting "HARRY, MY BABE!". I turn on my heels and flinch when I hear the door slam.

I give another smile to the man behind the counter and walk outside to my car. I cringe at the thought of what Harry and Niall were doing in that room right now. There were so many dildos. Like twenty of them were on the bed. Seriously. Why so many?

My eyes widen when I realize that Jack might still be at my house. I step on the gas pedal hoping that no police were around.

I soon arrive at my place and my house was covered in toilet paper. I storm into my house and scream at Jack who is sitting on the couch watching tv. "Clean it up, you bastard!" I shout."What do you mean?" Jack grins at me. Not today. Today isn't a good day anymore. I pull out my switchblade and hold it to Jack's neck. "Oh," I start "You know what you f*cking did. You B*tch" I quote him from earlier this morning. A droplet of blood formed on his neck and rolled down the blade. "What is going on!" I hear my mom shout from her room. She walks out of her room and jumps when she sees me slowly walking towards her with my knife. "Get back to your room, Mom! Can't you see I'm busy here." I wink at her and she gives me a quick nod. "And DON'T call the police" I finish and turn back to Jack. I put the blade back in place on Jack's neck. "Now. Where were we?" A laugh escapes my lips. "Oh. I remember." I push the blade a little harder on Jack's neck. He looks so funny with his eyes shut tight and his teeth clenched. "Now, you better clean up that damn mess outside. Or else." I stare at Jack and pull the knife back. He gets up off the couch and runs outside and starts picking up his mess. My mom comes out of the room and we high five. "Wow. You are a really good actor, Marcy." She exclaims. I smile and nod. "The look on Jack's face. Priceless!" She adds and we both laugh. His face when all of that was going on was hilarious and I just laugh harder.

I wonder what happened to Tyga. Just as I had that thought, my phone rings. It's the hospital. "Hello." I say. "Yes, Marcy Swanson?" a woman says on the other line. "Yes that's me." "You have a patient here waiting for you. Gabrielle she says her name is." How did they find my number? "Oh yes, I'll come by to pick her up later today." "Alrighty then. Thanks." She says with her fake cheery voice. "Yup. Bye." I hang up.

"Okay. I gotta go pick up a slave... I'll be back in a bit." I tell my mom and walk out the door. I make sure to grab Jack by the arm and pull him to my car. "Marcy, what are you doing?" He asks sternly. "You're coming with me so we can pick up Tyga." I reply. "Don't. I will call the cops." He threatens and I just laugh at him. "What. I'm serious." he says. "Dude, seriously. I was acting. I wasn't actually going to hurt you. I just wanted you to clean up what you did to my house." I laugh.

We get in the car and I drive off towards the hospital. The car ride was silent until about five minutes in when I decided to break the silence. "So, I accidentally saw Harry naked today." Jacks eyes widen and I giggle. "What, how?" he asks. "I didn't know he'd be naked. I walked into his hotel room and he was wearing nothing but his birthday suit." I reply, eyes fixed on the road. "Did you like it? You should've gotten a picture" He says. "Wait." the car comes to a complete stop and I turn and face Jack. "You're... Gay?" He looks shocked for a second and realizes what he said. "No. No," He starts "You could put the picture up on the Internet, and I would avoid it. I'm not gay. I let out a sigh of relief.

The car ride went on for about five more minutes before we approached the hospital. Everything went quicker than I thought so we were out of the hospital with Tyga pretty quick.

Tyga, in the backseat, kept making strange dinosaur-like noises which made me contemplate driving the car into walls several times, or getting out of the car and hurling Tyga into traffic. Other than that, it was a good car ride back home (okay, no it wasn't good. it sucked.)

'So today was a horrible day' I thought as I was coming up the steps to my house 'First Harry and Niall are actually gay for each other (like, why did Niall come here to get me back together with Harry when in reality they're gay?), my house was TPed, and I had to bring Tyga back home. I'm just going to have a nap now and everything will be oka- and Harry is sitting on my couch talking to my mom wtf!!'

My mouth drops as Harry comes up to me and hugs me.

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Shhhhhh. Do you hear that? That is the sound of me slowly giving up on my story hah. Well, I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS CHAPTER PLEASE FORGIVE ME.