Teen Titans and I

Phillip

Theuglyduckling77 told me to update so she can read more so here it is Theuglyduckling77!
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Me: GUESS WHAT TITANS?!?!
Robin: *sigh* what Rainy?
Me: CALL ME RAINYDAY!!!!! Also, THANKSGIVING IS ALMOST HERE!!!!!! Also, you know how that thing at my group and how you had three groups and it was for charity and had turkeys and bowling involved.
Robin: Yea....... didn't that end today?
Me: YES! Yes, it did!
Robin: who won?!
Me: Well, the group I was in raised 400 dollars....
Robin: That's amazing! Nice going RainyDay!
Me: thanks but, the other 2 teams raised 477 both.......
Robin: aww, sorry RainyDay. But, if it was a tie then who won?
Me: Do you remember the names?
Robin: no...
Me: Mine was the Puppy group. One was the Dog group. The other one was the Tree group.
Robin: So?
Me: what?
Robin: who won?!
Me: Oh! Yea! The Tree group won......
Robin: Aw, sorry RainyDay.
Me: why are you being so nice?
Robin: Oh, I don't know....... EXCEPT I AM GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY!!!!!
Me: OMG! REALLY?!
Robin: YES!!
Me: OMG!
Robin: OMG!
Me: AHHH!
Robin: AHHH!
Raven: stop screaming like little school girls.
Me: okay.....
Robin: Don't tell me what to do! I'm you're lead-
Raven: *flashes demon eyes*
Robin: uhh, what I, ummm, meant to say was, umm, d-do you need anything? Because I'm willing to help you!
Raven: Well, I would like some tea...
Robin: Sure!
Me: woah....HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!??
Raven: like I would tell you?
Me: 😟😔😫😩😖😞😭😭😭😭
Raven: fine......... Just do something he's scared of and he'll do what you want.
Me: AMAZING!
BB: can we get ice cream?!
Raven: no!
BB: but Arella wants it!
Raven: ................ fine ............
Me: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?!
BB: why? You'll use it for bad!
Me: you literally just used it for fucking ice cream.....
BB: .... fine........ just say something she loves wants it and she'll do it!
Me: *gasp* NO WAY!!
BB: *whispers* way!
Me: AWWWWWW...... YEA!
Raven: *sigh* let's go....
*bb, Raven, and Arella leave*
Me: HELLO OTHER MINI TITANS!!! IT'S ALMOST SOMEONES BIRTHDAY!
Mini Titans: WAHHH!
Me: No seriously who's birthday is coming up?
Jerald: WAH! WAH!
Me: oh yes, Jerald is turning 1 I hear?
Jerald: Gah!
Me: yay!
Cyborg: Hey little man!
Me: me?!
Cyborg: no RainyDay! It's my little man!
Me: oh, when's his birthday?
Cyborg: What's today?
Me: the twenty third in November of 2016!
Cyborg: ...... What's the day then?
Me: *sigh* it's the day before Thanksgiving!
Cyborg: .......
Me: It's hump day!
Cyborg: ?!
Me: Not in that way! I mean it's- nevermind! It's Wednesday!
Cyborg: Then his birthday is Monday.
Me: PARTY TIME!!
Cyborg: No!
Me: awww
Bbee: Please?
Cyborg: What the fuck Bumble Bee?!
Bbee: I want some party in my life!
Cyborg: A one year olds party?
Bbee: Yes!
Cyborg: Fine! A SMALL PARTY!
Me: YESSSSS!
Bbee: Yay!
Jerald: Goopleogher!
Bbee: Cyborg and I are gonna go to his room.
Me: okay.
Cyborg: *leaves*
Bbee: *leaves*
Jinx: 2 MONTHS!!!!
Me: 2 months?
Jinx: I can't wait!
Me: You're not pregnant again, are you?! Or getting married?! You know you-
Jinx: NO! It's Larry and Flinx's birthday in 2 months!
Me: oh, that makes sense.
Jinx: yea....
Kf: AWWW YEA!!!!!
Me: why are you so happy?!
Kf: MY GIRLFRIEND IS PRETTY!! THAT'S WHY!!!
Me: ??
Jinx: What do you want from me?
Kf: what? Nothing can't I just love you without reason?
Jinx: *lifts one eyebrow*
Kf: Wellllllll........
Jinx: *sigh* what is it?
Kf: okay so, there's this Bruno Mars concert and-
Jinx: No.
Kf: you don't even know what I was gonna say!
Jinx: Oh really? Finish talking then!
Kf: Well, as I was saying, there's this Bruno Mars concert and I was wondering if maybe you could go with me?
Jinx: What's in it for me?
Kf: I could go to one of you concerts that you and Raven go to every month?
Jinx: *gasp* Maybe we could do a double date!
Me: can I go?!
Jinx: *ignores me*
Kf: Well, I don't know if-
Jinx: IT'S AN AMAZING IDEA!!!!!
Me: CAN I COME?!?!
Jinx: why?
Me: What concert are you going to next?
Jinx: Three Days Grace.....
Me: I LOVE THEM!
Jinx: OMG REALLY?!?!
Me: YES!
jinx: OF COURSE YOU COULD COME!
Me: ya-
Jinx: BUT, you have to stay out of the way!
Me: Of course!
Jinx: okay!
Kf: Can BB and Raven come to my concert to?
Jinx: sure.
Kf: It's in two days.
Jinx: Mine is on Monday.
Me: OH NO!
Jinx: What?!
Me: I have to plan Jerald's birthday party for Monday!
Jinx: Maybe I can reschedule it for Tuesday.
Me: Yes please!
Kf: I'll call BB while we're in the car.
Jinx: Okay.
Me: where are you guys going?
Jinx: we're going on a date at the park.
Me: oh.
Jinx: bye!
Me: bye!
Jinx: *leaves*
Kf: *leaves*
Me: OMG! I just remembered Robin was supposed to bring Raven tea and he never did! ROBIN!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!!?!
Robin: WHAT?!
Me: WHERE ARE YOU?!
Robin: I'M IN MY ROOM! WHY?!
Me: I'M COMING!
Robin: OKAY!!
Me: *goes to Robin's room*
Terra: Hey!
Me: Hey slut!
Terra: why?!
Me: I hate you!
Terra: I hate you!
Me: *narrates* Then, Terra the bitch got mysteriously locked in her room with only enough food for a month!
Terra: wh- *Gets mysteriously locked in her room with only enough food for a month* HOW?!
Me: I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT IN THIS BOOK!
Terra: what's that me-
Me: DON'T QUESTION THE AUTHOR!!!
Terra: *whimpers*
Speedy: *comes around the corner* where's Terra?
Me: .....
Speedy: he- *also gets locked in there with her with only enough food for a month*
Me: MUHAHAHA!!! Onto Robin's room! *skips happily to Robin's room*
*knock knock*
Robin: *opens door* So why did it take you so long?
Me: I had some things to take care of.
Robin: okay...... here's Raven's tea. *slams door in my face*
Me: THANK YOU KIND SIR!!!
Robin: *mumbling / whispering* What the fuck?!
Me: hehe! * goes to common room* where's Starfire? Probably with Robin. So, everyone is somewhere.
Chase: we aren't. We aren't doing anything!
Me: what have you been doing?!
Chase: Scarlet and I have been watching you!
Me: Creepy...... I'm gonna go get some food.
Chase: what kind?
Me: Any!
Chase: okay......
Me: *leaves and goes to grocery store* uhhh, Food, food, food! I need food not this stuff! Ahh! There's the food! I'll have diced ham.
Random guy my age: *reaches for it*
Me: HEY! THIS WAS MY HAM FIRST ASSHOLE!
Same Random guy my age: Okay okay! You look pretty today, you know.
Me: Stop trying to steal my ham with you're fake kindness! I TOUCHED IT FIRST! *stomps away* SOME PEOPLE!
Same random guy my age: *mumbles* I'm just trying to pick up chicks!
Me: * at the cash register* Thank God I brought Chases credit card because mine has valuable money on it! *pays and leaves* hmmm, this is weird! *Skips happily home*
Random guy my age( not the same) : *Skipping happily* What's up friend?!
Me: Nothing! Where are you heading new friend?!
Happy guy (same guy): I'm heading to my house. You know my house has a BEAUTIFUL scenery!
Me: like what kind?!
Happy guy (same guy): The Titans tower!
Me: really?!
Happy guy (same guy): Yes!
Me: I LIVE THERE!
Happy guy (same guy): OMG?! REALLY?!?? WHAT'S YOU'RE NAME?!
Me: Rainy but you can call me RainyDay. What's yours?
Happy guy (same guy): My name is Phillip!
Me: Cool! Wanna come over?!
Phillip: Sure!
Me: *brings up cloud with my powers and jumps on it* Hop on!
Phillip:😮😯😦 OMG! OKAY! *hops on*
Me: * makes cloud go to Titan Tower and types in code *
Phillip: YAY! *runs in*
Me: hehe! *runs in*
Me: let's go to my room!
Phillip: okay!
Me: *happily skips to my room*
Phillip: *follows me*
Me: here it is! *opens door*
Phillip: yay! *runs in and falls on my bed*
Me: Phillip?
Phillip: *snores*
Me: hehe! *goes to the common room and lets him sleep*
BB: WE'RE HOME!
Me: YAY! *runs and hugs him*
BB: uhhh.....
Raven: We have ice cream for you....
Me: OMG! *runs over and snatches it out of her hand and eats it*
Me: So, are you going on a double date with jinx and Kf?
BB: yes, are you coming too?
Me: yes.
Raven: I don't wanna go to a Bruno Mars concert.
BB: I don't wanna go to a Three Days Grace concert.
Raven: ugh...
Arella: GAHGARGOO!
Me: NO!
Arella: GEEGERGAH!
Me: I SAID NO!!!
Arella: KALOPAL!
Me: I SAID NO BITCH! IF I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR I'LL SHIT IN YOU'RE CRIB!
Arella: WAHHH!
Raven: *gets mad*
BB: *runs away*
Raven: *Picks me up with her magic and throws me around the room*
Me: uhh *winces* ouch!
Raven: *walks away*
Me: WAIT!
Raven: what?!
Me: Robin told me to give you this tea!
Raven: *Takes it and pours it over my head* *sarcastic* oops.....it slipped!
BB: IS IT SAFE TO COME IN?!?!
Me: AHHHH!
BB: *runs in* RAVEN! Can you please stop hurting Rainy for me?
Me: IT'S RAINYDAY!
Raven: *walks away*
BB: are you okay?
Me: yup! Just need to take a shower and I think I might have a broken arm but everything else can heal with a cloud!
BB: okay....... I'll talk with Raven. *goes away*
Me: *goes to take a shower*
Terra: *from her room* CAN WE HAVE SOME WATER?!?!
Robin: DID THAT COME FROM YOU'RE ROOM?!?!
Terra: YES!
Robin: THEN YOU CAN GET IT YOURSELF!
Terra: BUT I'M LOCKED IN!
Robin: what? *brings water to her room* WHY IS IT LOCKED?!?!
Terra: RAINY!
Me: IT'S RAINYDAY!
Robin: ugh.... RAINYDAY!! IF I'M NICE TO YOU WILL YOU UNLOCK HER?!?!
Me: FINE!!!!!! *unlocks it*
Terra: *runs out*
Speedy: *runs out*
Robin: I LIED!!!
Me: ASSHOLE
Robin: hahaha!
Me: *gets out of shower and gets dressed*
Terra: boopee!
Me: *walks out of shower room* NO TERRA!
Terra: ☹️
Jinx: I'm home.
Me: No one cares!
Kf: hey!
Me: hello.
Kf: *sticks tongue out at me*
Me: *sarcastic* ouch..
Jinx: let's just go...
Kf: yes!
Jinx: *leaves*
Kf: *leaves*
Me: MEETING IN COMMON ROOM!
Chase: YAY!
Me: ONLY WITH THE TITANS!!
Chase: AWWW!
Me* goes to common room*
Titans: come in and sit down*
Me: I have decided to join the Titans!
Titans ( except Terra): YAY!
Phillip: *walks out sleepily*
Me: PHILLIP!
Phillip: IT WASN'T A DREAM?!?!
Me: Nope!
Phillip: OMG THE TITANS!
Titans: ??
Me: Titans, this is Phillip, my new friend!
Titans: Oh no, not another!
Phillip: * boops Robin on the nose* HEHEHEHE!!!!
Me: Phillip, may I have a 'privet' talk with you in my room?
Phillip: sure.....
Me: I'll be right back TITANS!! *goes to my room*
Phillip: *follows*
Me: who do you ship?
Phillip: Robstar, Flinx, Cybee, and BBterra.
Me: 😮😦😔😭😡😟😩😣😖😫😩😑😐😞😟☹️
Phillip: I'M KIDDING!!! BBRAE FOR LIFE!!!
Me: YASSSS!
Phillip: YASSSS!
Me: let's go back out there!
Phillip: YES YES YES!
Me: *goes to Titans*
Titans: We have thought it over and we think you and Phillip should be a couple!
Me: uhh..
Phillip: .......
Me: Let's let them decide! Comment yes if you think we SHOULD date and no if you think we SHOULDN'T date! This will end by Sunday, November twenty seventh!
Titans: who are you talking to?
Phillip: the audience! DUH!!
Me: YOU CAN HEAR THEM TOO?!?!
Phillip: YES!!! OMG!
Me: OMG!
Titans: so is this meeting over or-
Me: YES! LEAVE!
Titans: *get up*
Me: WAIT!!!
Titans: WHAT?!?!?!
Me: Can Raven build another room for Phillip?
Raven: Fine....... then can we leave?!
Me: yes!
Raven: *starts building the room*
Me: yay!
Phillip: yay
Cyborg: I don't know how many words there are right now! So, I'm just gonna say a random number! 2229!
Me: WTF?!?!
Phillip: why is he counting how many words we have in the story?
Me: he has been doing this for a bunch of chapters!
Cyborg: you're exaggerating!
Me: fine, he's been doing this for 1 chapter. But, he's even moved into vilethecat77 books!
Cyborg: I have haven't I?
Me: yes!
Phillip: I understand- 2230 - now!
Me: NOOO!
Phillip: I'm just joking around!
Me: yay!
Phillip: yay!
Raven: Done! *leaves*
Titans: *leave*
Me: let's go see it!
Phillip: okay!
Me: *leaves*
Phillip: *leaves*
Me: Really nice room Phillip!
Phillip: yes!
Me: we should go to sleep now.
Phillip: *checks time* Yea, its late.
Me: how late?
Phillip: 12:40 P.M. Late.
Me: Okay. I go sleep sleep now! Bye Phillip! See you in the morning!
Phillip: night!
Me: oh,wait! Every morning, we have breakfast in the common room around 8:00 A.M.! Also, vilethecat77 and kitty7008 might be here for some chapters-
Phillip: I know, I read the others chapters.
Me: oh, cool. A fourth wall inside of more fourth walls. I didn't even understand what I just said.
Phillip: Haha. Good night Rainy!
Me: IT'S RAINYDAY!
Phillip: night. *goes inside room*
Me: *leaves and goes to sleep*
Chase: can I come in yet?
Cyborg: *from his room* 2231!
Me: *wakes up* SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP CYBORG! *goes back to bed*
Everyone who WAS sleeping: UGH..... SHUT UP!
Cyborg: *whispers* 2232!
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I made Phillip up. I don't own the video or song. Happy thanksgiving! Love all you wonderful people!!
~RainyDay670
Cyborg: 2233!
That's actually how much there is in the entire story! ^ \/
Cyborg: new update: 2247!