Teen Titans and I

Doug

Hello. Hello? Hello?! Testing testing 1 2 3?! Come on! Answer me! Phillip: hi......
yay! Someone answered!
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Me: TITANS! TITANS! TITANS!
Titans: what?!
Me: Vilet will be here soon!
Phillip: who's Vilet?
Me: Vilet is my friend that also likes teen Titans and she is sarcastic and-
Phillip: okay.
Me: I wonder if she'll be a part of the Titans too Robin? Hint hint!
Robin: *sigh* If she has good powers.
Me: OH YES!
BB: TITANS MEETING!!!!!
Me: YAY! Why?
BB: important business.
Me: that sounds boring.
BB: important business is important business. *nods head professionally*
Me: uhhh....
Titans: *all sit in common room*
BB: So I bet you're wondering why your all here...
Titans: yes, yes we are.
BB: *pulls out clipboard* you see, I have called you all here because.......I'M SLOWLY DYING!!!
Titans: WHAT?!?!
BB: JUST KIDDING!!! Hahaha! You're actually here because I want the team to get........ A FOUR WEELER!!
Titans: UGH!
BB: See, it can be fun, it can be for carrying stuff, it can even be romantic! *wiggles eyebrows*
Me: I want one too but, where are we going to put it? Where are we going to DRIVE it? What are we going to carry? How can it be romantic?
BB: well, we'll put it in the storage room, we'll drive it on the bridge that Raven can make us to go back and forth between the city, we'll carry pizza, it can be romantic because say Robin wanted to take it for a ride. Starfire can ride on the back and she'll have her arms around him and that'll be romantic.
Robin: the whole point of living on an island was so that villains CAN'T get to us.
Raven: And I never said I was going to make a bridge! That takes a lot of energy.
BB: But what about villains that fly? They can get here. It's kinda pointless. And you can do parts at a time.
Robin: I guess.
BB: SO WE CAN GET IT?!?!
Robin: No!
BB: WHY?!?!
Robin: We don't have enough money. That reminds me, we're running out of money so we need...... jobs.
BB: I CALL COSTCO!!
Raven: why?
BB: they have the cool car things that have the metal pokey things that go up and grab the things that are high up!
Raven: you mean the things that are hard to operate?
BB: they are?
Raven: probably.
BB: THAT'S THEM THEN!
Robin: let's start tomorrow.
Me: even me?!
Robin: yes.
Me: why?!
Robin: *evil eyes me*
Me: haha! Fuck you!
Robin: No thank you!
Me: *looks disgusted*
Cyborg: 448!
Me: SHUT UP UP UP UP UP UP UP!
Cyborg: UP UP UP UP!
BB: UP UP UP!
Starfire: The UP UP!!
Me: what are you guys-
Phillip: UP!
Me: *takes tiny laser gun* bang bang!
Phillip: where did you get that?
Me: I'm the author, I got it from thin air!
Phillip: okay then. What's your friends name again?
Me: Vilet.
Phillip: I have a cousins nicknamed Vilet. I haven't seen her in... * thinks * ...6 years!
Me: wow! That's long!
Phillip: yup.
Me: *thinks to myself* I wonder if Vilet IS his cousin? Probably not. He hasn't seen her in 6 years. That means that she hasn't seen him in 6 years. She would have probably mentioned that in the 5 years we were friends.
Vilet: Hi, I have randomly appeared from no where, and yes, yes he is my cousin I haven't seen in 6 years.
Me: ARE YOU A MIND IS READER?!
Robin: So what are your powers?
Vilet: No, I am not a mind reader, I'm a book reader, and I can pretty much turn into a cat. I mean, I grow claws, cat ears, whiskers, fangs, and a tail, but stay human shape.
Robin: SHOW US!
Vilet: *transforms, growing the listed things she said she would grow* See. I is kool.
Me: UH UHUH UH UHUH!
Robin: I guess you can join....
Vilet: YAY!!! I mean, kewl.
Me: Smooth Vilet smooth.....
Vilet: Like a cactus! 🌵
Me: NO!
Phillip: VILET!!!!!
Vilet: WHAT DID SOMETHING HAPPEN IS EVERYONE OK???!!!
Phillip: *goes in for a hug*
Vilet: *scratches his arm* No hugs die (playfully)
Phillip: I'll die with Rainy!
Me: TIME FOR BED!
Titans: It's the only.... 9:45!
Me: Night Night! *goes to sleep*
Vilet: I'm gonna go...
Robin: I GUESS VILET DOESN'T NEED A JOB.
Vilet: *leaves*
Cyborg: 751!
Phillip: 753!
Cyborg: *high fives him*
Raven: *goes to bed*
BB: I think I'll go to bed too. *wiggles eyebrows and purrs like a cat*
Cyborg: *shudders* THAT IS DISGUSTING BEAST BOY!!!
BB: whatever Bro! *goes to bed*
Starfire: *yawns* I think my body calls for the sleep also. * goes to bed*
Robin: COMING HONEY! *goes to bed*
Cyborg: I'm gonna jusssttt- *passes out on the couch*
Bbee: Ughh... *attempts to pull him to their room but fails* I need Starfire. *goes to Robin and Starfire's room and knocks on their door* HEY STARFIRE! I NEED YOUR HELP GURL!
Starfire: * answers the door with a pink sparkly robe on* what?
Bbee: I need you to drag Cyborg to our room please?
Starfire: *sigh* okay. *goes to common room* ugh... * picks cyborg up and carries him to their room* here.
Bbee: Thanks!
Starfire: *goes to her bedroom*
Bbee: *goes to bed with Cyborg*
Phillip: I guess I'll go to bed. We'll have jobs tomorrow! I CAN NOT WAIT!! *goes to bed*
Kf: So jinx, you want to go to..... bed? *wiggles eyebrows*
Jinx: Shut up! Let's go to be- Sleep.
Kf: okay.
Jinx: *goes to bed*
Kf: *goes to bed*
Terra: You want to go to.... BED?
Speedy: hell yes!
Terra: *goes to their bedroom*
Speedy: *follows*
Cyborg: 955!
Me: *wakes up* SHUT U-
Phillip: 962!
Me: NOT YOU TO PHILLIP! SHUT YOUR MOUTHS YOU BACK STABBING NUMBER YELLERS!!
Phillip: *goes to sleep*
Cyborg: *also goes to sleep*
Me: Thank you! *goes back to sleep*
Mini Titans: WAH!
Me: *wakes up and goes to nursery* I SWEAR IF I HEAR ONE MORE WHINE I'LL SPIT IN YOUR FOOD FOR A WHOLE MONTH!!
Mini Titans: *shut up and go to sleep*
Me: THANK YOU! * goes to bedroom and sleeps*
-7:00 A.M.-
Raven: *whispers* Hey BB wake up.
BB: *wakes up* Why do you always have to wake me up when you wake up? Wake me up when breakfast is ready! *goes back to sleep*
Raven: WAKE UP!!!
BB: AHHHH! *falls off bed*
/In Robin and Starfire's room/
Robin: Did you hear that?
Starfire: It sounded like the screams of friends beast boy and Raven.
Robin: yea, let's go check it out.
Starfire: I the agree. *leaves*
Robin: *follows*
/in BB and raven's room/
*knock knock*
Raven: What?
Robin: is everything okay?
BB: yes, why?
Starfire: we heard the screaming.
BB: *sigh* that was me..... I fell off the bed.
Robin: haha! How did you fall off the bed?
BB: Raven woke me up and I was in the middle of a good dream and it scared me and-
Robin: So you got scared of the bed? Hahaha!
BB: No! It just scared me and I fell off the bed because I- I- THERE ISN'T ENOUGH ROOM FOR 2!!!
Robin: You have king sized bed though.
BB: Well sometimes I turn into a- a- a lion or walrus or something big!
Robin: So you were a lion when you fell off the bed?
Bb: JUST SHUT UP ROBIN!!!!
Robin: Well fine then! *leaves*
Starfire: *leaves*
/in my room/
Me: *wakes up* I'm hungry!
Haunting dad voice: Nice to meet you hungry! My name's Friday! Want to meet up on Saturday for a Sunday?!
Me: NOOOO!
/in Phillip's room/
Phillip: What was that? Oh well, it was probably just my crazy imagination. *goes to sleep*
/in cyborg and bumble bee's room/
Cyborg: *snores*
Bbee: *hear's loud screaming RainyDay saying NOOOO! In her dream and wakes up* AHHH!
Cyborg: *wakes up* WHAT?!?!
Bbee: I thought I heard Rainy screaming NOOOO in my dream.
Cyborg: It was probably nothing. Go back to sleep.
Bbee: okay. *goes to sleep*
Cyborg: *goes to sleep*
/in jinx and kid flash's room/
Jinx: *yawns*
Kf: *snores*
Jinx: *goes back to sleep*
/in nursery/
Mini Titans: *slobbering and snoring*
/in Chase and Scarlet's room/
Chase: *Tip toes over to printer*
Scarlet: *moves in sleep*
Chase: *prints picture of butt* haha!
Scarlet: *snores*
Chase: *goes back to sleep*
/ in Terra and Speedy's room/
Speedy: *in his sleep* ahh, fishy fishy fishy!
Terra: *on the phone whispering* He just said fishy in his sleep!
Girl on the other line: He is totally cheating on you!
Terra: I- *yawns* -know right?!
Girl on the other line: You sound tired. Ask him when you wake up and go to sleep. *hangs up*
Terra: She's right. *goes to sleep*
/in common room/
Me: hello 1 half of the Titans!
Raven: *sips tea* hey.
BB: I AM GONNA MAKE WAFFLES!
Raven: NO! YOU'RE TOFU WAFFLES ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!! HAVE ROBIN MAKE THEM!!
Robin: *sigh* okay.
BB: *makes sad face* I guess I'll only make 3.
Me: Aww, I'll have 1.
BB: Really?!
Me: Sure. I've never had tofu before but I'll try it.
BB: YAY! *starts making 4 tofu waffles*
Robin: *starts making a BUNCH of waffles*
- 10 minutes later -
BB: DONE!!
Me: yay!
BB: *sets tofu waffle on my plate* bone app a teat!
Raven: It's bon appetite idiot.
BB: oh.
Me: *takes small bite* AHHHHH! THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING THAT I HAVE EVER TASTED!!! UGHHH! WAHHHH! EXCUSE ME! *goes to toilet and pukes* AGGHH!
BB: awww. *starts eating his tofu waffles*
Phillip: Good morning Titans! *gasp* IS THAT A TOFU WAFFLE?!?!
BB: *nods sadly*
Phillip: * takes a tofu waffle off of Bb's plate and shoves it in his mouth*
BB: *looks at him weirdly*
Phillip: *talks with his mouth full of tofu waffle* whaft?! I loft tofu?!
BB: really?!?!
Phillip: Ov courf!
BB: YAY! *starts to make more tofu waffles*
Phillip: oh yea!
Robin: I'm done! *holds plate with a bunch of waffles on it*
Raven: *grabs 3 off of it*
Robin: I didn't even put it down yet!!
Starfire: *takes 3 off of it*
Robin: STOP IT!! *puts plate down*
Me: *grabs 5 off of it*
Robin: *takes 1 off of it*
- once EVERYBODY is awake and is done eating -
Robin: okay time to go find jobs.
Titans: Ugh...
Robin: okay leave now.
Titans: *all leave to go find a job*
Robin: *stays* hahahaha!
/with Terra/
Terra: Where can I find a job? Oh I know! That sub place said they were hiring! *leaves to find job at the sub place*
/with Speedy/
Speedy: I think I'll go to McDonald's. *leaves to go find a job at McDonald's.
/ With Jinx/
Jinx: Hmmm..... How about..... I got it! I'll work at...... TIM HORTONS HERE I COME!! *leaves to go find job at Tim Hortons*
/ with Kid Flash/
Kf: I think I'll go to that place where BB wanted to work at. What was it? It was...... CoCost!....I think. *Stands confused*
/with Raven/
Raven: *walks around and sees a help needed sign on a door of a 'creepy' shop* Okay. *walks in to find job*
/ with Cyborg/
Cyborg: 1873! Maybe I can get a job for.... COUNTING!!! *goes to find job for counting*
/ with Starfire/
Starfire: where can a normal earthling work? *sees a sign that says, now hiring* Oh my! They are doing the earth term of giving people jobs called hiring! *walks in*
/ with BB/
Beastboy: To Costco! *leaves to go find a job at costco*
/ with bbee/
Bbee: Maybe I can be a librarian. *goes to a library to find a job*
/ with Robin/
Robin: *at the tower* HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!
/ with me/
Me: I am TOTALLY not getting a job. * goes for a walk at the park*
- 2 hours and 30 minutes later-
Me: *still at park* OMG!!! *sees poor lost sad dog* I AM SO SORRY LITTLE PUPPY!! *picks it up and flys to tower on a cloud*
/ at the tower/
- 30 minutes later -
*everybody gets back and has a job*
Me: LOOK AT THIS POOR STRAY DOG I FOUND!!
*everyone crowds me*
Titans: *take him and clean him*
Me: HE LOOKS AMAZING NOW!!
BB: *gives him food and water*
Me: I'll name him Doug!! *hugs Doug*
Doug: Bark bark!
Robin: hahaha!
Titans: what?!
Robin: IT WAS A PRANK!!
Titans: WHAT WAS A PRANK?!?!
Robin: You didn't have to get jobs! Gotcha!
Titans: WHAT?!?! *attack Robin*
Phillip: Hey Rainy, there's this new movie out and it's called fantastic beasts and where-
Me: I've already seen it!
Phillip: oh. What about Trolls?
Me: Yup!
Phillip: *sigh* FINE!! WouldyouliketogoouttodinnerwithmeWedsday?!
Me: WHAT?!
Phillip: w-would you like to go to dinner with me Wedsday?
Me: No but can we take a walk in the park with Doug?
Phillip: Like a date?
Me: like a date.
Doug: Arf!
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Looperdoodle! I don't know what I just said but I don't need to know. Cyborg: 2173! Love all you wonderful people!!
                    ~RainyDay670
Cyborg: *looks around and whispers* 2180!