Teen Titans and I

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Me: HEEELLLLOOO Titans!
Robin: what're we gonna do today?
Me: We're playing...........SPIN THE BOTTLE!
BB: yass!
Raven: Why?!
Robin: oh no...
Starfire: what is the spinning of the bottle game?
Speedy: hmmm....I don't know if I should be sad or happy.
Terra: *puts lipstick on* ok then. Pucker up boys.
Boys (except speedy): ☹️😟eww...
Terra: you just don't know beauty when you see it.
Cyborg: why do we have to play spin the bottle?!
Me: BECAUSE I WANT TO!
Bbee: please no.
Me: fine but we have to play............. WOULD YOU RATHER INSTEAD!!!!!!!!
Titans: okay.
Me: SIT IN A CIRLE SIR!
Titans: *sit in a circle*
Chase: what do me and Scarlet do?
Me: It's scarlet and I. And you will play with us.
Chase: okie dokie
*everyone sits in a circle*
Me: we'll start with Chase and whoever he picks, picks someone and whoever they pick, pick someone and it just keeps going like that.
Chase: bbee! Would you rather date BB or Robin?
Bbee: If I had to, Robin. Sorry BB.
BB: that's ok, you're not my type.
Bbee: so are you saying that you don't like me?!
BB: no! No! I was just saying-
Bbee: Whatever, asshole!
BB: but- but I,-
Me: just learn to shut you're mouth BB!
BB: hey!
Bbee: Starfire! Would you rather eat your own boyfriend or eat your sister?!
Starfire: If I had to choose just the number one, I would have to the choose, my sister, I do not care for her as much as I had, sadly.
Bbee: that was so sad.
Starfire: I AM SORRY FRIEND! PLEASE DO NOT DO OF THE CRYING!!
Bbee: okay.
Starfire: Boyfriend Robin! Would you the rather poop the candy nerds or the skittles.
Robin: uhhh, nerds I guess?
Starfire: hehe!
Robin: Cyborg! Would you rather lick the floor clean one day or do the dishes for a week?
Cyborg: aw man! I'd lick the floors clean before I wash dishes for 2 days in a row!
Raven: have you ever even gone near the dishwasher?
Cyborg: Yes! I had to put my OWN plate in it once! *sarcasm* It was horrible! Anyways, BB! Would you rather eat or date Terra if you were the last two people on earth?
Terra: *starring at bb*
BB: uhh, eat her. Even though I don't like meat. I would have to eat her to survive and then I would bring you guys to life somehow.
Terra: WHAT?! YOURE SO MEAN!!
BB: only to you!
Terra: *about to cry*
BB: Scarlet! Would you rather be a dog or cat?!
Scarlet: umm, cat. Jinx! Would you rather keep Larry or Flinx if you had to only keep one?!
Jinx: WHAT?! I guess if I had to only pick ONE I'd have to pick Flinx. Raven! Would you rather eat off the floor for a day or go to a chicken farm for a day?!
Raven: *sarcasm* great, two of my favorite things. Go to a chicken farm, no one cleans the floor around here and it's disgusting.
Jinx: it can't be that bad.
Raven: there's probably bugs living here and we just can't see them because of all the dirt.
Robin: well maybe if you would clean it!
Raven: it's not MY job!
Robin: then who's is it?!
Raven: Beastboy's!
Robin: Clean the floor beastboy!
BB: nah!
Robin: ugh!
Raven: chase.  Would you rather keep Rainy or Scarlet?
Chase: Ummm, I, uhhhhh, I'd have to go with neither.
Raven: you have to choose one.
Chase: fine! Scarlet...
Me: *slaps him*
Chase: ouch!!!!!
Me: that's what you get!
Chase: rainy! Would you rather eat a whole egg or a whole mustard bottle?!
Me: EGG! Is everyone done now?
Titans: yea!
Me: *gasps* NOT KF! WOULD YOU RATHER BUILD A WALL OR CONTINUE OBAMA CARE?!
Kf: THAT'S EASY! BUILD A WALL AND MAKE MEXICO PAY FOR THAT WALL!
Me: YASS!!
Kf: YASS!!
Cyborg: what now? You're only at 670 words. 672. 673. 67-
Me: I get it! I'm a sucky writer!
Cyborg: 684. 685. 68-
Me: SHUTUP CYBORG!!
Cyborg: fine. Just one more.
Me: *sigh* okay.
Cyborg: yay! 700!
Me: okay. Let's go to bed and vilethecat77 will be here tomorrow.
Robin: but it's only-
Me: I said go to bed!
Titans (except BB and Raven): *go to their beds*
BB: is kitty7008 going to be here too?
Me: no.
Raven: *whispers to me* he only asked because he likes her.
BB: WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU!!
Me: uhh, n-nothing.
BB: tell me or else I won't kiss Raven in front of you ever again!
Me: okay! Gosh you don't have to take it that far! She said that the only reason you asked was because you like kitty7008!
BB: I DO NOT!!
Raven: then why do you have a picture of her in you're diary?!
BB: one: it's not a 'diary' it's a journal and 2: because she asked me to draw her a picture of herself and 3: did you know I'm taller than you now?!
Raven: yes, I took notice that I'm the shortest person on the team. *says sadly* Why am I so short?
BB: you're not short, I'm just tall.
Raven: Everyone is taller than me! Even Rainy and her friends!
Me: call me RainyDay!
BB: well maybe you just shrunk. Or maybe we just grew.
Raven: that's impossible though!
BB: nothing is impossible.
Raven: that's a dumb and untrue saying.
BB: have you ever thought about it?
Raven: no but I-
BB: well then how do you know?
*no response*
Raven: let's just go to bed.
BB: aw yea! I proved you wrong! I proved Raven Roth W-R-O-N-G!!!
Me: *snores and slobbers on Chase*
Chase: eww!
Raven: * picks me up with her magic and puts me on the couch*
Me: ^^!
Raven: *leaves and goes to bed*
BB: *leaves and goes to bed*
Chase: where do we sleep?
Scarlet: umm, maybe just ask someone?
Chase: okay. Let's wake my least favorite person up.
Scarlet: who's that?
Chase: ..........BEASTBOY!!
Me: *wakes up* SHUT YO DIRTY ASS MOUTH UP AND GO TO BED!! *goes back to bed*
Chase: *whispers* let's go!
Scarlet&Chase: *go to BB and Raven's room*
Chase: *knocks SUPER loudly on the metal door*
BB: *answers it* what?
Chase: *screaming* WHERE DO SCARLET AND I SLEEP?!
Me: *from the common room* I SAID, SHUT YO DIRTY HOE MOUTH UP AND GO TO BED!!
BB: *yawns* you can sleep in the room down the hall.
Chase: KK! THANKS! HAVE A NICE NIGHT!!
Chase&Scarlet: *go into room and go to bed*
BB: *closes door*
Raven: who was it?
BB: Chase. He was screaming.
Raven: what'd he want?
BB: a bed.
Raven: what?
BB: he wanted to know where he could go to bed.
Raven: oh. What'd you tell him?
BB: *snores*
Raven: ugh...*goes to sleep*
Cyborg: *yelling* 1161!!!
Me: GO TO BED!!!
Titans & other peeps: *go to sleep*
Mini Titans: *start crying all at once*
Parents of mini Titans: ugh....
Me: hahaha!! You guys have to change diapers in the middle of the night!!
BB: UNLESS YOU WANT TO DO IT, I SUGGEST YOU SHUT YOU'RE HOE MOUTH!!
Me: I'm not a hoe. I'm not a garden tool.
BB: arg...
Me: *goes back to sleep*
Cyborg: 1230!!
Me: *wakes up* SHUT UP!! *goes back to bed*
Mini Titans: *stop crying*
Parents of mini Titans: *go back to sleep*
-morning-
Me: lolololOLOLOLOLLOLOL!! *attempts to wake everyone up and doesn't work*
Chase: *snores*
Me: *turns my music on*
Everyone but Raven: AHHH!
Me: *tries to narrate* my attempt had worked. *fails*
BB: HEY THERE RAVEN!! WHAT'S IT LIKE IN NEW YORK CITY! I'M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY BUT GIRL TONIGHT YOU LOOK SO PRETTY! YES IT'S TRUE!! TIMES SQUARE CAN'T SHINE AS BRIGHT AS YOU!! I SWEAR-
Raven: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!
Bb: you needed to be woken up.
Cyborg: 1334!
Me: SHUT UP!! vilethecat77 will be here in a little.
Robin: I'll make waffles!
Raven: WAFFLES?!?!
Robin: uhh, yea.
Raven: I LOVE WAFFLES!!
BB: oh, no!
Vilet: *awkwardly standing at door trying to think of a good entrance*
Robin: She loves waffles!
Vilet: *trips and falls on air into room*
Me: VILET!!!!!! OMG!!! SHE IS A POOPFACE!!
Vilet: *gets up* that's a very mature thing to say.
Me: well then I'll make it mature for you. SHE IS A SHITFACE!!!
Vilet: I knew you were going to say that!
Me: SHES A WITCH!! BURN HER!!
Cyborg: 1431!!
Me: SHUT UP CYBORG!!!
BB: I love pandas.
Me: why do you so?
BB: because pandas have butts.
Me: what's a butt?
Robin: VILET IS A BUTT!!!
boy Titans&Chase: OHHHHHHH!!!
Vilet: that's an immature insult, just like you to this world.
Robin: that's an immature insult, just like you to this world.
Vilet: *punches robin* sorry Starfire!
Starfire: you imagulgan!
Me: calm down ladies!
Raven: Can we get a puppy?
BB: *turns into puppy and licks Raven's face*
Raven: Not you!
BB: but why not?
Raven: Because I want WAFFLES!!
Speedy: THEIR GONE!!
Raven: WHAT?!?!?!
Speedy: I ate them all!
Raven: *eats Speedy* I have my waffles now!
Everyone: *looks at her like she is a poop*
Terra: I have to poo.
BB: me too.
Cyborg: 1559!!
Me: Today we will take a bff quiz.
Raven: But Speedy is not here.
Vilet: what has this come to?
Me: *opens raven's mouth* SPEEDY!! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT OF RAVEN'S STOMACH BEFORE I GO GET YOU!!
Speedy: Fine.
Raven: Why?
Speedy: *comes out of Raven's mouth* hello darkness my old friend!
Me: pair up with your favorite person.
Robin: *goes to Starfire*
Starfire: *goes to Robin*
Cyborg: *goes to bbee*
Bbee: *goes to Cyborg*
Kf: *goes to Jinx*
Jinx: *goes to kf*
BB: *goes to Raven*
Raven: *goes to Vilet*
BB: what?! Why?!
Raven: I'm just kidding. *goes to bb*
BB: :3
Me: *goes to Chase*
Vilet: *goes to kf*
Kf: I already have a person though.
Me: So take it with Jinx then her.
Kf: okay.
Chase: *goes to Scarlet*
Me: *follows him*
Scarlet: *goes to Chase*
Terra: *goes to Speedy*
Speedy: *goes to donut drawer*
Terra: 😟
Speedy: *takes donuts and goes to Terra*
Cyborg: 1718!
Me: NOOO!! FIRST QUESTION IS, ASK THEIR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR!
Titans: do we have to do this?
Me: *sigh* 😔no.
Titans: okay!
Mini Titans: WAHHH!
Me: SHUT YO-
Vilet: mouth hole!
Me: UP!!!
Mini Titans: WAH!
Me: *takes Arella* I will raise her as my own! *Jumps out window*
Vilet: I should probably follow her to make sure she doesn't kill your baby!
Me: *spying on them* They'll never suspect this!
Arella: WAHH!
Me: Oh no! *disappears with Arella*
Raven&Bb: Oh shit!
Cyborg: 1804!
Vilet: okay, SHUT UP CYBORG!!
Cyborg: 1811!
Vilet: *takes Larry and runs away*
Jinx: WHAT IS SHE DOING?!?!
Kf: GET HER!
Robin: TITANS GO!
Raven: Why is everyone freaking out over Larry but when Arella gets taken no one even cares?
Robin: because we know Rainy will-
Me: CALL ME RAINYDAY!
Robin: Because we know 'RainyDay' will bring her back. We don't know if....
*dramatic music*
Robin:....VILET will bring Larry back.
Cyborg: 1878!
Robin: So, TITANS GO!
Raven: I'm staying here.
Terra: Fine. Be a bitch.
Raven: me?
Terra: yes
Raven: no
Terra: yes
Raven: no
Terra: yes
Raven: yes
Terra: no
Raven: Haha! You said no!
Terra: Fuck!
Robin: we have to go! Come on!
BB: I'm staying to!
Cyborg: 1927!
BB: DOGMAN WILL RISE!
Robin: TITANS GO!
Titans(except BB and Raven): *Run out door and fly all over city*
Me: So............................................. you guys want to play a game?
Raven: no
Me: want to............play a prank?
BB: YE-
Raven: No!
Me: *sigh* okay
Raven: where are you with Arella?!
Me: Behind you!
Chase: Do do do!
Scarlet: don't you mean bum bum bum!
Chase: no.
Scarlet: oh
Chase: *kisses her*
Me: okay then....
Raven: Give me Arella!
Me: NEVER!!!*runs away*
BB: *catches me in cheetah form and takes Arella*GOT HER!
Titans: We *pant* couldn't find *pant* her.
Raven: haha!
Terra: 😠
Raven: 🙂
Vilet: umm, guys I was in the baby's room playing with him...
Cyborg: 2044!
Vilet: I'll be playing with him.
Jinx: I guess that's fine then.
Dog man: why hello there titans!
Me:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away*
Dog man: I just want friends.
BB: I'll be your friend Bro!
Dog man: your so nice!
BB: I know!
Cyborg: 2089!
Vilet: FRICKEN SHUT THE HELL UP CYBORG!!
Cyborg: 2098!
Vilet: *gets water and pours water on Cyborg*
Cyborg: ERROR ERROR!
Me: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
Cyborg: I'm okay now!
Me: thank god!
Dog man: I shall leave. *leaves*
Cyborg: 2129!
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Hello. Hello. Hello. I randomly put a song in. I don't own the video or song. Love all you wonderful people!!
                ~RainyDay670
P.S. Cyborg: 2155