Teen Titans and I

Hallo dort

Hallo dort. That means hello there in German. Annnnnnywayssss, I AM SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED SINCE 1847!!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!! I KNOW THAT I AM A- A- A POOPNUGGET!!!! I AM SORRY FOR THAT LANGUAGE BUT ITS TRUE!!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME GREAT PEOPLE OF WATTPAD!!!!!!!!
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Me: what's up Titans?!
Nightwing: what do you want now?!
Me: you better be nice to me because guess what?!
Titans: what?!
Me: I GOT US NEW IPHONE SIXS!!!
Titans: really?!
Me: yes!! *throws them to everyone*
Bombus: YAY!!!
*everyone goes to their rooms*
Me: I gotta create a group chat and blew every ones phones up!!!!! *creates group chat with all the Titans, chase, Phillip, and scarlet*
/on phones/
Bombus: What's up gurl?
Me: hahahahahaha!!!
Sparky: what the hell are you doing phyco gurl?!
Me: I'm not phyco!! I'm just abnormally weird.
Changeling: Hey sparky? What's this weird red button do?
Sparky: DON'T PRESS IT!! IT WILL TAKE US BACK-
*all of us disappear*
- three hours later -
Me: *in squeaky voice* Where am I?! Who are you?! Where are my parents?!
Changeling: I don't know!! Where's Rita and Steve?! *cries*
Sparky: I don't know where we are but I just wanna go home!!
Nightingale: Oh shut up you big babies!! At least you have a home!!!
Oodie: *cries*
Nightwing: Why? How?
Obsidian: Where am I? *gasps and picks up a rock* my parents have to see you!! You're so pretty!!
Arrow: where's my bow? I need to practice for the contest!!
Bombus: Hey!! Yea you robot dude!! You look so cool!!!
Lighting: Look at me go!! *runs away*
Hex: WOAH!!! HE WAS SO FAST!!
Chase: Is that Rainy?!
Scarlet: *on the phone* yea mommy!! I don't know any of these people!!
Phillip: Do any of you happen to have cheese?
Sparky: It seems that we're from the future but we travelled to the past with a button I built.
Changeling: AWESOME!! Am I married in the future?
Sparky: well, we went 15 years back so I'll just set this to 15 years annnnnnnnnnd......okay! Do we have everyone here?!
Lighting: yup!
Sparky: okay. Three, two, one!
*all of us disappear*
- three hours later -
Me: I'M BACK!!
Changeling: I was so cute little though!! And Nightingale was even cuter than now!!!
Nightingale: *evil eyes him*
Changeling: i mean, Nightingale is, ummmm..... I've got nothing.
Nightingale: now your are going to stay in our room with Arella and tell her your mistake.
Changeling: okay. *leaves*
Nightingale: I haven't told changeling yet but I'm going to Germany for a week!!
Titans: what?!
Nightingale: what?
Titans: YOU CAN'T!!
Nightingale: why?
Titans: WHO'S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF US?!
Nightingale: you're all grown ups!!
Titans: Nightwing will you take care of us?
Nightwing: I don't know.....
Titans: please?!
Nightwing: it'll have to cost ya!
Titans: anything!!
Nightwing: you have to eat this entire brick.
Titans: WHAT?!?! WE'LL DIE!!!
Nightwing: Alright.... You have to watch the news for entertainment until she gets back!!!
Titans: *huddle and talk about it* we have decided that we will. Sadly.
Me: I am not wearing socks... ☹️
*every one looks at me weirdly*
Me: What?! My mother always me to be honest.... Also I have a cold sore on my lip and it looks like I'm a turtle with it.
Everyone: okkaayyy....
Nightingale: I'm gonna go tell changeling. *leaves*
Sparky: how do you think he's gonna react?
*hears screams*
Nightwing: we'll find out soon.
*nightingale walks out with changeling wrapped around her leg*
Nightingale: he won't let go!
Nightwing: everyone pull!!!
*everyone tries to pull him off*
Changeling: NOOOO!!!! I DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE!!!
Titans: 😒
Nightingale: you have Arella, Sparky, Nightwing, Arrow, Oodie, Hex, Lightning, Bombus, and...... Barf....... Obsidian.
Changeling: 😢
Nightingale: 😠
Changeling: fine! *let's go*
Nightingale: And I'm not even leaving until after new years!!!!
Changeling: Okay.
Arella: daddy said he was being bad.
Nightingale: he was.
Arella: why?
Changeling: Go back your room Arella.
Arella: FINE!!!! *stomps away*
Me: I am gonna go to the toilet.
Sparkty: 666 words!!!!!! *Gasp*
Me: *runs away into bathroom*
Phillip: WE ARE ALL CURSED!!!!!
Nightwing: NOO!!
*Weedooweedooweedooweedooweedooweedoo*
Nightwing: IT'S A ROBBERY AT THE GOROCERY STORE BY............... SLADE?!?!?!
Me: BUT IM GOING POTTY!!!!!
Nightwing: BETTER HURRY UP!!!!
Hex: AW YEA!! MY FIRST FIGHT WITH SLADE!!!
Lighting : ME TOO!!!
Bombus: ME ALSO!!
Me: *from bathroom* ME.....*thinks *..... FOUR!!!!
Obsidian: I thought I killed him for good??
Arrow: guess not.
Me: *Runs out of bathroom* TITANS  GO!!
Nightwing: 😢
Titans: *run to grocery store* What do you want Slade?!?!
Slade: Cookies. I've been craving them and I can't afford them.
Titans: Cookies?
Slade: Yes!
Titans: we still have to take you to jail.
Slade: okay. But can I eat my cookies before you take me away?
Nightwing: ............ ONE ................
Slade: Yay!! *eats one of his stolen cookies*
Titans: *take him to jail*
Slade: I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. I am behind the bars. *says that 34 more times*
Titans: *go home*
Obsidian: I want cookies now.
Arrow: you can have MY cookies. If ya know what I mean.
Obsidian: Okay. *goes to their bedroom*
Arrow: *follows her*
Phillip: *sniffs my hair* your hair smells nice today.
Me: YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T EVERYDAY?!?!
Phillip: 😱 *gasp*
Me: Jkjkjkjk!!!
Phillip: 😬 (relieved )
Doug: Bork Bork!!
Nightwing: *on the phone * .....I know ... Of course.............. *sigh* I CANT!! ........ Really? No. ............I REALLY want to!!........ *sigh* okay. Tomorrow it is. .......... Okay...... Yes...... Promise.....Bye.
Oodie: who was that husband Nightwing?
Nightwing: Ohhh, no one.
Changeling: about tomorrow...... Nightingale wanna go on a date?!
Nightingale: sure.
Changeling: YES!!!!
Nightingale: Where?
Changeling: Surprise.
Nightingale: When?
Changeling: 2:00 Tomorrow.
Nightingale: Why?
Changeling:  BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!! *kisses her*
Nightingale: *blushes*
Changeling: why do you still blush when I kiss you?
Nightingale: *throws him out the window*
Changeling: AHHHHHH!!! IM SORRY!!
*SPLASH*
Nightingale: *giggles and goes to her room*
Changeling: *walks in through the door shivering*
May I have a- a towel p- please?
Oodie: Oh! Of course friend!! *flies away to get him a towel*
Changeling: Brrrr
Oodie: Here you go friend! *hands him a towel*
Changeling: t- thanks Oodie.
Oodie: I am going to go outside and do the action of walking!!
Nightwing: Be safe!!
Oodie: okay!! *kisses Nightwing and leaves*
Nightwing: :D
/with Oodie/
Oodie: *Gasp* IT IS THE STRAY KITTY CAT!!!
*picks it up* I MUST BRING YOU TO MY HOME FOR SHELTER!!!! *flies home*
/ with Nightingale/
Nightingale: I think I'll make some tea.
Changeling: *turns into cat and lies on her lap* nope!
Nightingale: D:
Me: I got this from a fan art picture. It is so cute!
/With Oodie/
Oodie: *runs through front door* FRIENDS!!!! THE STRAY KITTY CAT NEEDS HELP!!
*everyone runs out*
Phillip: *in a high pitched girl voice* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S A SKUNK!!! *runs and hides behind me*
Me: okay then.
Nightwing: O- Oodie, that's a skunk.
Oodie: It is the stray skunk!!
Nightwing: Skunks are supposed to be stray!! They spray bad- smelling stuff on you!!
Oodie: ...... Oh. *puts skunk outside*
Nightwing : thank you!!
Oodie: Of-
Phillip: I could have totally taken that skunk on.
Me: oh, sure.
Phillip: I COULD HAVE!!!!
Me: alright!!
Nightingale: *walks in room* I'm going to make some tea. *puts kettle full of water on stove*
Changeling: *walks in room* I'm gonna charge my phone and make some Ramen Noodles!!! *charges phone and puts noodles in microwave*
Nightwing: I'm gonna light our BIG Christmas tree. *lights their BIG Christmas tree*
Hex: I'm gonna charge all my 7 electronics!!
Sparky: WAIT!! YOU'LL CAUSE-
Hex: *plugs them all in*
*power goes out*
Sparky: - *sigh* a power outage
Hex: oops ! My bad....
Sparky: Great......
Changeling: *kisses Nightingale*
Nightingale: *kisses Changeling*
Arrow: WHY IS THERE NO LIGHT?!??
Obsidian: AHHHHHHH!!!!
Nightwing: there has been a power outage.
Arrow: BUT I AM NAKED!!!!!
Nightwing: WHY?!?!?!?!
Arrow: I TH-
Obsidian: I AM TOO!!!
Nightwing: GROSS!!
Sparky: guys! I here something....
*everyone is quiet and hears smooching*
Sparky: It's nightingale and changeling kissing!!
Me: more like making out.
Mini Titans: why can't I see?
Oodie: the power was the outage.
Nightwing : She means that all of the light and power went away.
Mini titans: so no wifi?!
Me: authors note to my readers, they pronounce it like weefee.
Readers: AWWW!! THAT'S SO CUTE!!!
Me: yes! Of course you all can be a surprise guest this chapter!!!
Readers: YAY!!!!
Nightwing : thats right! NO WIFI!!!!
Mini titans: WAHHHH!!!!
Me: Do do dum do do do dum....
Sparky: I'll just connect these two wires annnddd-
*power turns on*
Mini titans: YAYAYAYAYA!!! ALL HAIL SPARKY!!!
Sparky: Thank you kids!!!
Arella: AHHH!!! Mommy and daddy are making a baby with their lips!!
Nightwing: wh- *looks over* - CHANGELING AND NIGHTINGALE!!! DO THAT IN YOUR ROOM!!
Changeling: *sticks tongue out at Nightwing and goes to his room with Nightingale*
Nightwing: I think you know what they're doing!!
Readers: ☹️☹️ Wwwwwhat
Nightingale: *walks in room*
Everyone: *confused*
Nightingale: what?
Changeling : *walks in room* She said you ruined it!! *points to Nightwing and attacks him*
Nightwing: AHH! *punches him*
Changeling: AHHH!
Oodie : Friends!! I have just noticed that friends Chase and Scarlet are not in our presence!!
Me: They're at the North Pole with they're elf friend, Noelle.
Oodie: Oh! YAY!
Mini titans: YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY!!!! CHRISTMAS!!!
Changeling : Go back to your rooms!!
Mini titans: NO!!!! YOU'RE NO FUN!!!!
Changeling: FINE!! *turns into reindeer*
Mini titans: *jump on his back*
Changeling: *brings them to their room* AND STAY IN THERE!!!
Mini titans: NEVER!!!!
Changeling: *locks their doors*
Mini titans: AHHHH!!! MOM!!! HELP!!!
Mini titans moms: they can come out.
Changeling : NO!
Mini titans moms: fine. D:
Obsidian: Hey babe are you gonna get me that puppy?!
Arrow: oh yeah!! You'll have to ask Nightwing.
Obsidian: NIGHTWING PLEASE!!?!?!?
Nightwing : NO!!
Obsidian: WHY?!?!
Me: STOP BEING-
Nightingale: -SUCH A WHINEY-
Hex: -BITCH!!!!
*all of them attack her*
Obsidian: AHHHHHH!!!
Sparky: 1702!!
Arrow: *tries to pry them off of Obsidian to help her*
Changeling : *also tries to pry them off of Obsidian to help her*
*It works*
Obsidian : Thanks guys!!
Arrow: No problem.
Changeling: anything for my bff.
Nightingale: *attacks her again*
Me: *Attacks her with my lighting and sharp nails* even ask vilethecat77 and Theuglyduckling77, my nails could kill someone.
Hex: *attacks her*
Obsidian: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Arrow & changeling: *pry them off again and
Hold them so they don't attack her again*
Obsidian: *crying* I AM HURT AND IN PAIN!!! I AM BLEEDING!!!
Nightwing: I don't see any blood except for the blood on Nightingale's arm from you scratching it.
Obsidian: I DID NO SUCH THING!!!
Nightwing: Then who did?!
Obsidian: RainyDay!!!
Nightwing: *sarcasm* Oh yes Obsidian, I am sure that Nightingale's fan scratched so she bled.
Me: JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!! OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH!!!!
Everyone : ???
Me: what?!
Everyone: nothing.....
Me: RUDOULF THE RED NOSED REINDEER!!! HAD A VERY SHINEY NOSE!!! AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT, YOU WOULD EVEN SAY IT GLOWS!!!
Readers: 😮
Me: :D
Bombus: I like poptarts.
Me: WELL I HATE POPTARTS!!!!
Bombus: *gasp*
Me: THAT'S RIGHT!!!!
Sparky: LAST CRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART!! THE VERY NEXT DAY, YOU GAVE IT AWAY!!! THIS YEAR, TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS, I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL!!!!
Me: *sings along*
Nightwing: BED TIME TITANS!!!!
Titans: ugh... *goes to their bedrooms*
Phillip: I'll go too. *goes to bedroom*
Mini titans: AHHH!
Changeling: GO TO SLEEP!!!
Me: PHILLIP DID YOU FART?!?!
Phillip: NOOOO!!!
Me: LIAR!!!!
Changeling: GO. TO. SLLLEEEEEPPPPPPPP!!!!
Me: okay, okay!
Phillip: fine!!
*everyone goes to sleep*
Slade: *in jail* I am behind the bars. *eats a cookie* I am behind the bars.
Sparky: *whispers* 2000!!!!!
Changeling: GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!
Readers: *go to sleep in ocean*
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Again, I AM SORRY!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR NOT UPDATING SINCE FOREVER!!!! Anyways, good news is that nothing. Nothing is good news. My husky puppy ate some of my turtle's food today. The first person to guess who Nightwing was talking to on the phone gets to be in a chapter!! Hint: It's someone very close to him. Love all you wonderful people!!
~RainyDay670