The Rebellious Diner (Michifer/Destiel/Sabriel)

Chapter 4

Sam and Gabriel fell fast asleep after their little confession session and make out session.

Dean and Cas were sleeping on the couch when they woke up to a loud bang.

"What the hell was that?" Sam yelled from upstairs.

"Sammy come down here!" Dean yelled back.

Sam and Gabriel came down the steps in just a sweatpants. Cas and Dean were crouching by the stairs.

"What the hell was that sound?" Gabriel asked in a whisper.

"I thought it came from upstairs." Cas whispered back.

"It sounded like it was from down here." Sam whispered.

"Y'all are idiots considering it came from outside." Dean whispered with a condescending tone.

"Okay then what was it, who was it?" Sam asked.

"I don't know let's look. Cas and Gabe go upstairs in the bathroom and stay there Sam and I will go and look." Dean commanded.

"Do you have any form of weapon?" Sam asked.

"I have a bat, and a knife?" Dean asked.

"Okay get them and I'll use the bat you use the knife."

Cas and Gabriel were upstairs in the bathroom when they heard little ticks. They looked out the window and Luci and Mike was standing there with a shit eating grin on their faces.

"It was you two wasn't it?" Gabriel asked.

"It sure was little bro." Michael said.

"Wow you sure have changed haven't you?" Gabriel asked as he scaled down the tree conveniently placed by the window.

"Well little bro you've been gone for how long?"

"True but I was there for your wedding."

"No you weren't."

"I was Mikey, I was."

"He was Michael." Cas said after Dean, Sam and him came out the front door.

"Well I never saw you."

"But I was there Mikey, remember your wedding was three days before Sam and I left."

"Whatever little bro, so we came here to tell you four something but then we got distracted with scaring y'all."

"It clearly wasn't that important." Sam said under his breath.

"Excuse me Sam?" Lucifer said with a serious look.

"I said it clearly wasn't that important." Sam sassed back.

"Sam what the hell?" Lucifer asked.

"Lucifer, you two woke us up with a fright and I just wanted to sleep." Sam said in a bitchy tone.

"Well excuse the hell out of me for actually trying to be friendly and tell you guys something." Lucifer said offended.

"Fuck you Lucifer." Sam said with a pissed off look. While everyone was watching them with confused looks. Sam started to walk off back to the house when Lucifer threw a stick at him.

"Get back over here little bitch boy." Lucifer said with a smirk.

"What the fuck do you want now, Satan?" Sam asked pissed.

"Wel-" Lucifer was cut off by Michael who just slapped him upside the head.

"Shut the hell up both of you, jesus christ we never know with you two." Gabriel said as he walked over to Sam.