I don't know what was funnier. When Tyler got in the shower and the itching powder hardened and he couldn't move his lower region for five hours or when Tyler ran around the house with no pants, itching his crotch while his mother and father recorded the whole thing then sent it to everyone in their contacts after the itching powder softened.
I don't know but, that was the best day ever. Although, I do have a feeling I'm going to be chased by Tyler when he finds out it was me who embarrassed the crap out of him. But, it'll be worth it.
"Motherfucker, son of a bitch, asshole..." Tyler cursed as he paced back and forth in front of all the witnesses –Abby, his parents, Wren, and me. He was going to hold us hostage till he found out who committed this awful (awfully hilarious) prank on him.
He whipped his body around to look at us with a frustrated expression playing on his face but, my eyes couldn't help trailing down to his sisters My Little Pony pajama bottoms. Apparently, he was wearing his sisters' clothes because he was 'afraid his other pants were contaminated'. Dude, I didn't have time for that shit. Totally would have if you hadn't come out though.
"Okay," Tyler started. "Someone has contaminated my drawers. We are not leaving the scene till one of you," –he glared at each of us– "admits to this crime."This is like one of those bad cop shows no one watches. And who says drawers anymore? Its boxers or briefs, and FYI, Tyler's a boxer guy.
Just saying.
"Can I have a pony?" I asked, bored out of my mind. "I want to be paid with a pony if I am going to be interrogated like this. And where's my lawyer?! I demand my lawyer!"
"This is not a real case and you don't get paid to be questioned." Tyler said.
"Then why am I here? I should be sleeping."
"Sleep is for losers."
"Then why do you sleep?" I retorted. "And where is my pony?!"
He looked dumbfounded for a while before he shook away my insult. Yeah, bitch. You just got insulted by a girl! Whatcha gonna do about it?
"You're pony is in the barn being abused by your lawyer. Now, be quiet!"
A gasp escapes my lips. "What kind of world is this?" And I begin to shed crocodile tears.
Through my fake sobbing, I hear Charlotte gasp, slapping a hand over her mouth. "You're got her pregnant, didn't you? I knew it! That's why she's so looney!" She ranted. "We will name her Charlotte!" She got up and ran off, mumbling things about a wedding and honeymoon and nonsense about more children.
Tyler slapped his face and grumbled, "Why? Why me, God?" I giggled and caught Tyler's attention.
"You will be quiet," He said before turning back to the rest of the culprits. "Now, back to the situation at hand," he said calmly before he bursted. "Who did this to my pants?"
"Technically, it was your underwear." I corrected. He sent me a glare and I held my hands up in surrender. "Just stating the truth,"
"I got an idea!" Abby exclaimed, jumping up from her position at the end of the couch. Everyone's attention turned to the blonde. "Let's lock Tyler and Amy in a closet so the rest of us can eat!"
"I like that idea!" Charlotte agreed, running back into the room. "In the closet both of you!" I felt Charlotte grab the back of my shirt and I felt myself being picked off the couch, next I knew I was in a dark room with an idiot.
"I want to hear moans within an hour! I want those grandbabies!" Charlotte yelled.
"Mother!" I heard Abby gasp.
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The Only Exception
Teen Fiction(Previously known as "Sparks Fly") • Currently being rewritten • Amy Lewis doesn't believe in love after what her father did to her mother. She's convinced all men are disgusting pigs. She's sworn off all men, claiming that they are only after one...
