Little Red Riding Kyle
By
Eric Cartman
One day, Little Red Riding Kyle was walking through the forest...
Thinking about guys.
He was on his way to visit his grandma...
Who was a little black boy named Token.
Get over it.
Bug then a big bad wolf, who was a hilarious woman named Janet walked into the house...
And said "I have a large VAGINA" and traded places with grandma.
~~~Cartman brah out