One Direction Preferences

His Dirty Pick-Up Line

Harry: I think your pants are made out of mirrors, because I can see myself in them.

Niall: My ears are a little cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

Zayn: Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package...

Louis: Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

Liam: I may be allergic to cats but I'm not not allergic to your p***y.