Zeus to Thalia: I guess you could live
Athena to Annabeth: You failed me
Hermes to Luke: ...
Hades to Nico: I liked your sister better
Poseidon to Percy: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MAIN MAN, HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH THE WHOLE SAVING THE WORLD THING???? HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE! Oh, BTDUBS SOME SERIOUS THINGS ARE GONNA GO ON SOON, SO BRACE YOURSELF!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY, TTYL! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
