Percy: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked rn
Annabeth: "Go ahead and introduce yourself."
"Uh, well, I'm Micheal with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire life-"
"Wait, where's the B?"
"tHerEs A bEe?"
Jason:
*piper, running* "Daddy-?"
jason: "Do I look like-?"
Piper: Hi, welcome to cHilLIES
Leo: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.
Hazel:
*Leo, talking about Percy and Annabeth* "...And they were roommates!"
Hazel: "Mah god, they were roommates!"
Frank: Ah! you almost made me drop my crossiant!
BONUSSS
Nico: Two bros... chillin' in a hot tub... five feet apart cause they're not gay!!!!
Will: "Zero feet apart cause they are gay-- I MEAN WHAT"
