"So then this other guy came up to me and said, 'I am a genie and I can make all your wishes come true!' So then I said ,' my first wish is that you shut up, second is that you walk away from me and third never talk to me again!' "
Dad choked on his...
Why a school would start on a friday instead of the following monday i have no idea, but even worse i slept through my alarm and was woken up by Mia.
"MAXIE WAKE UP OR THE EVIL TOOTHFAIRY FROM THE BATH TUB WILL COME TO GET YOU!"
"Mhuhmhw?"
"WHAT!"
"go...away...i..still..have..time."
"No you don't, your alarm has been going off for 20 minutes."
"SHOOT!"
How could I have overslept! I practically threw my sister off my bed, shoved my uniform on, swallowed down my breakfast and cleaned my teeth in 5 minutes, but I was bound to be late.
I missed the bus so had to run all the way to school in these stupid flat pumps when I usually would use my trainers. Although I had missed the bus I made it in the school for the bell, only now do I realise that I had no idea where Iwas supposed to go.
I was in such a rush I ran straight into the person standing in front of me and we both went crashing to the ground. Extra points for clumsy me this morning
THUMP!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh, what are you?!?"
I was quite shocked by her reply since back at my old school we would just laugh it off. The girl I had knocked to the ground had red hair and deep brown eyes, she had small little freckles over her nose and bright red lip stick on. She obviously was the high school queen bee, we had someone like her back at my school in australia aswell, Tamara George, chesnut brown hair, blue eyes, quite tall and extremely slim. Tamara always made my life a living hell because I was a bit of a geek, I always got top marks and cared a lot about school.
Anyway once I got into sports it was diferent because I had more of a will to fight, so I came up with comebacks for bitches and bullies so that I would be the one leaving the fight with my head held high.
While I was in my train of thought I must have just been lying splattered across the floor like a grape, and I was kindly told that by the red head.
"What are you homeless because you sure do look like one lying there on the ground creeper!"
Obviously I stood up after that and I was about to walk away and find my registraition class but she was having none of that.
"Answer my question weirdo are you homeless or not?!? You know what you are probably deafened by your ugliness so much that you can't understand what I am saying."
Her friends started laughing and a crowd started to form around us so I was probably not going to make it to class on time. I guess i should probably give this b*#%h a lesson.
"Oh no I can understand what you are saying just fine, I was just trying to figure out how to convert english to stupid so YOU can understand!"
Everyone went silent and stared at with me with these dumbfounded looks on their faces. They all looked stunned. A bit like this:
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They looked a bit like the dog meme everyone at my old school was obsessed with;
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So you get the picture. Anyway I thought the red head was going to explode or implode, I dunno she turned like bright red and started taking these raged breaths and then she just sorta half whispered half spited out,"this is not over creeper."
I wasn't taking anymore of this crap, I was already late for regie didn't need to be late for period 1.
"Oh, i think it is."
And i walked away with my middle finger up just as the bell rang out signaling for period 1 maybe that class would be better than the first 10 minutes of this school.
See ya
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