"So then this other guy came up to me and said, 'I am a genie and I can make all your wishes come true!' So then I said ,' my first wish is that you shut up, second is that you walk away from me and third never talk to me again!' "
Dad choked on his...
To say that people looked a little surprised to see me in zach's car was an undertatement. They looked like they had seen a mad woman running across the school screaming that she was pregnant with Edward Cullen and was probably going to die so needed to find Jacob.
I honestly don't get what was so weird, like we were going to posibly be in the same team sooooooo WHAT'S THEIR DEAL!!!!!
I told Zach this and what does that asshole do? What does he do?!? He laughs at me rolls his eyes and the walks off leaving me extremely akwardly standing in front of his car!
So here I am in History planning how I was going to get revenge when BAM! My history says the two most hated words in the world. Pop Quiz!
Yipee! Not.
See the thing is, the reason these words bring such horror to one singular student is this exact fact. They litterally 'pop' out of nowhere! This is annoying because it means that if you are having a snooze fest in a class or just genrally don't pay that much attention then you are stuck with this overwhelming mini heart attack, because you don't know what to do!
If it is a quiz or a test that you have been told about in advance then you have no problem! Just find a few minutes to look a few things up on google, done! Tests like these a C- is the least you will get. When you are stuck with obe on the spot it is basically the evil way for a teacher to tell which students pay attention in class and which ones don't.
I am one of the ones that do. But that was before we were learning about scottish independance for revision. Which you do every single year! Which is why I kind of just tune out of history. Bad idea apparently. Since I got an F!
Anyway now it is lunch time so I attack!!!
But the world seems to have something against me today because before I can an announcment from the speakers stops me in my tracks.
Could Maxine Walker please report to the rectors office, I repeat could Maxine Walker please report to the rectors office? Thank you!
Oh woopee! Guess getting revenge will have to wait!
I trudge my way up the stairs and into the rectors office closing the door behind me.
"Take a seat miss Walker."
I do as I'm told and I honestly can't think about what he could have found out about. Like I haven't set off any stink bombs yet, so I don't really know why I'm here? Oh well I guess I'll have to wait for him to stop typing whatever it is that he's typing and then find out.
"Well Miss Walker, I heard from coach that you have tried out for the football team and since yoi are obviously not in the boys P.E class for anything but social dance you wouldn't of heard if you made the team or not? Am I right?"
I nodded my head slowly, if I'm honest I had actually completely forgotten all about triouts and stuff. You know with Brody and my friends coming over and unexpected kidnappings on my way to school. Kinda easy to forget things.
"Well Miss Walker, I'm proud to say that you have made the team! Congradulations! You are actually the first girl in the history of this school that has tried out and actually made the team! You should be proud of yourself!"
And trust me I was more than proud of myself, I was litterally bouncing in my chair so when I rushed down into the canteen to find Fey it wasn't surprising that I tripped over like 10 things and fell into a table. A table that just so happened to belong to Zach and all the guys from the team.
"Woah Max, if I had known that asking you to help me fix my car was all it took for you to act like a chipmunk of heliumn I would've been more careful." Zach says sarcastically. I stand up and grin at him like the goofball I am before pouting and sitying on a spare chair facing him.
"Sorry to burst your ego but you were the last thing on my mind! I am acting like an absolute nut case because I made the team! Ha in your face sexist pigs of the world!" I stood up and looked at everyone's shocked faces.
They were litterally just like:
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BAM! Haha babies!
I gave them all one last wave before I went jogging off to find Fey.
Today turned out to be an amazing day!
Like Fey bought me chocolate ice cream to celabrate, and it was perfect timing because I can now boast about it to Zach! Ha serves him right for embarassing me this morning.
Oh well more ice cream awaits, cya!
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