"So then this other guy came up to me and said, 'I am a genie and I can make all your wishes come true!' So then I said ,' my first wish is that you shut up, second is that you walk away from me and third never talk to me again!' "
Dad choked on his...
"Yes, highest grade in the entire class actually."
"Wow!"
I passed my math test. I got 99% and I have come to the conclusion that I must have just been possesed when I did my test and that was why I got such high scores. Wow it's still sinking in. I have english next so will probably die and be named the footman or something. I arrived in class two or three minutes late. Everybody just stared at me and I wanted to yell, "OH NO! I AM A FEW MINUTES LATE, PLEASE STARE AT ME LIKE I JUST MURDERED 10 PEOPLE!" Obviously I didn't say that, but I wanted too. I took a seat at the back of the class and sat next to Fey who looked like she was going to pass out from lack of sleep. She must have crammed in loads of hours to study, unlike some people. *points to myself*. To be honest it is a surprize that I even managed to pass, I must be like the next einstien or something! Oh, I could totally do that!
"Miss Walker am I straining your attention?"
"Hmm?"
That is litterally what happened before I died in a whole. I should probably come to class on time more often, or I could just get a brain thingy which means I can't daydream! Nah, to much hassle. So while my english teacher had called me out for not listening, that annoying red head looked like she was about to go incredible hulk on me, Fey's mouth was hanging open, Zacg was looking at me impressed, the guys on the team were laughing, and everyone else looked at me like I had grown a second head. People these days I swear.
"Miss Walker did you hear what I said?"
"Nope?"
"Well I was reading out the cast for the school play and you are-"
"I'm the rat aren't I?"
"That would suit you better!" I whip my head around to see redhead staring daggers at me. What is her problem honestly. I should just punch her all the way to narnia and back and see if she still has a problem then. Jeez.
"Excuse me? Do I look like a mirror!"
The whole class eruptedin laughter to miss hodgepodge, or was it beetwack, I dunno? Anyway much to her dismay.
"Girls please! Miss Walker you are cinderella! Not a rat!"
"Oh good I'm not a rat- WAIT WHAT?!? If I'm Cinderella who's the rat in the corner?"
Me cinderella? Ha that would be a sight. Miss whatever her name pgisically face palms herself in a why-do-I-do-this-job way. She then turned to me and said that apparently violet, otherwise known as rat or redhead, was the pumpkin. That would explain why she looked like she wanted to set fire to my house. I just burst out laughing which earnt me a punishment exercise. Oh well, violet turned just as red as her hair, if you put her in red clothing, with a red background behind her she woulf be fully camoflaged.
After english I headed to practise and I swear I think coach was trying to kill us!
We did burpies, suicides, sit ups, press ups, keepie uppies and laps! All in order for 4 hours straight!!!
Some people in this world are extremely mean. I ended up having to walk home again and litterally collapsed on the couch when I got in.
Mike came downstairs didn't notice me on the couch and jamp on top of me! Is EVERYBODY TRYING TO KILL ME TODAY!!!
The only nice person today is whoever marked my math test, they can eat all the buckets of ice cream in the world. Everyone else can stuff their faces with brussle sprouts.
Speaking of Ice cream I need to find an ice cream shop! With that I rolled out from underneath Mike who looked very pleased with himself for squashing me. Jerk. I would come down for dinner after I had taken a shower. As I was walking past I shoved my armpit in Mike's face making him gag. Yup, definatly need that shower!
Hmm, I wonder if Fey is free after dinner, we could go out for a run maybe? I'll text her later.
Cya!
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