BEST FRIEND SQUAD
The ones who are weird together: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Capricorn
The Crazy Ones: Aries, Taurus, Libra, Virgo
The shy ones: Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius
The ones who talk in class: Pisces, Gemini, Scorpio, Virgo
The awkward ones: Gemini, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Leo, Aquarius
The ones who never respond in a group chat: Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer, Taurus
CARS THEY WOULD DRIVE
Aries: Something fast...and red.
Taurus: A Volo
Gemini: A car? Two cars.
Cancer: A Minivan
Leo: A Limo....With A Chauffeur
Virgo: An economic car. Neat and Clean to drive everyone.
Libra: Nobody got money for that! I'll ride with a friend.
Scorpio: Something dark with tinted windows....
Sagittarius: A Car? I'm on a plane...
Capricorn: A Mercedes Benz.
Aquarius: I take buses and trains soo....
Pisces: Right over there....*takes you to a ferrari*
REASONS IN A HOSPITAL
Aries: I crashed my motorbike.
Taurus: This idiot forgot to stop while I crossed the road.
Gemini: I'm here with my friend...
Cancer: I was cooking soup for my boyfriend and it spilled all over me. Now, I've got 3rd degree burns
Leo: Someone called me ugly so I got mad and punched them...but missed and hit a brick wall.
Virgo: Uhh...I work here?
Libra: I had a panic attack
Scorpio: Someone pushed me down the stairs...
Sagittarius: This lady was going so slow on her motor scooter I told her to hurry up and she ran over my toe.
Capricorn: I worked really late for 5 days straight and I passed out
Aquarius: I was walking my mermaid and she pushed me in wall
Pisces: I was concentrating and I crashed into a brick wall.
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Zodiac Signs
AléatoireThis is just a random book about the zodiac signs. Please note that this is just for fun and that most of these aren't true. ★ Aries ☆ Taurus ★ Gemini ☆ Cancer ★ Leo ☆ Virgo ★ L...
