How The Signs Fall Asleep:
Quickly and Unexpectedly: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius
Slowly and Lightly: Cancer, Pisces, Virgo, Taurus
It's 2 in the morning and they can't stop thinking: Capricorn, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius
What The Signs Need:
Aries: a joke
Taurus: a best friend
Gemini: Sarcasm
Cancer: to go home
Leo: a compliment
Virgo: sleep
Libra: witty banter
Scorpio: a good cuddle
Sagittarius: a trip
Capricorn: a good grade
Aquarius: to stop re-watching Shrek
Pisces: a chill pill
What The Signs Dislike:
Aries: Spiders
Taurus: Being forgotten
Gemini: Humans, in general
Cancer: Harry Styles
Leo: Fire
Virgo: Thunder/Lightning
Libra: Everything
Scorpio: Fearless
Sagittarius: Emoji's
Capricorns: Squirrels
Aquarius: Socialism
Pisces: Oblivion
When The Signs Wake Up:
Why?!?!: Aries, Virgo, Gemini
This is my torture: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio
*looks in mirror* "crap": Leo, Libra, Cancer
I was having the best dream!: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Pisces
Things The Signs Hate The Most:
Aries: Waiting
Taurus: Bad kissers
Gemini: Stupid people
Cancer: Personal attacks
Leo: Shyness
Virgo: Loud noise
Libra: Expensive things
Scorpio: Having their life exposed
Sagittarius: Bad humor
Capricorn: Disrespect
Aquarius: Clingy people
Pisces: Rudeness
People That Annoy The Signs:
Aires: People who tell them what to do
Taurus: People who rush them
Gemini: People who are sensitive to their jokes
Cancer: People who can't keep a promise
Leo: People who never listen to what they have to say
Virgo: People who mess with their things
Libra: People who bring too many problems to their life
Scorpio: People who don't know when to stop talking
Sagittarius: People who are easily offended
Capricorn: People who think they're better than everyone else
Aquarius: People who are small-minded
Pisces: People who belittle their dreams and aspirations
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Zodiac Signs
AcakThis is just a random book about the zodiac signs. Please note that this is just for fun and that most of these aren't true. ★ Aries ☆ Taurus ★ Gemini ☆ Cancer ★ Leo ☆ Virgo ★ L...
