AT THE RESTAURANT
Aries: Would rather sit at the bar then wait
Taurus: Prefers to go to the same restaurant rather than try something new.
Gemini: The one jokingly making fun of a friend
Cancer: Wears something comfortable than dressing up
Leo: Wearing the most brightest color possible
Virgo: Re-arranging the table condiments
Libra: Can't decide what to order
Scorpio: Sizing up the place/waitress
Sagittarius: Moving restlessly
Capricorn: Wondering why everyone is staring at them
Aquarius: Sweetly trying to be kind
Pisces: Constantly texting
Middle Of The School Year
Aries: Going through the Emo/Kawaii/ Scene phase
Taurus: Makes "Ur mom" jokes
Gemini: Teachers pet/ perfectionist
Cancer: Points out every 69
Leo: Spells blood with their hands
Virgo: Horse girl with an obsession with the color purple
Libra: Hits Puberty first
Scorpio: Doing a intense glare and probably bit the teacher once
Sagittarius: Wets paper towels and sticks them on the ceiling
Capricorn: Draws random things on the walls
Aquarius: Wastes time playing Moshi Monsters
Pisces: Late to school every single day. Amazing they actually show up.
WHEN THEY GET FED UP WITH SCHOOL
"KILL ME. LIKE KILL ME. KILL ME. KILL ME!!!!" ---- Aries, Cancer, Aquarius
"So I was going to pay attention but I was like......naaaaaaaw." --- Gemini, Capricorn, Pisces
"TBH, I Don't like any of you. Just putting it out there." ----- Leo, Scorpio, Virgo
"School Isn't Bad." *something goes wrong* "I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!" ------ Taurus, Libra, Sagittarius
WHEN THEY HAVE JOBS AT THE CIRCUS
Aries: The crazy freak artist who swallows knives and juggles fire
Taurus: The knife thrower
Gemini: The magician
Cancer: The puppet master
Leo: The ringleader
Virgo: The stilt walker
Libra: The tightrope walker.....(Balance get it??)
Scorpio: The firebreather
Sagittarius: The clown
Capricorn: The cartoonist
Aquarius: Acrobat
Pisces: Ribbon Dancer
WHEN IT'S THEIR BIRTHDAY
Pisces: I'll go wear my new outfit!!!
Aquarius: Who's getting me balloons? Fireworks? I think so!
Capricorn: Please don't make me go out. I just want to make my own cake.
Sagittarius: NO SCHOOL. DON'T CARE. NOT GOING. BIRTHDAY. GIVE ME CAKE.
Scorpio: God. Now everyone is going to expect me to talk.
Libra: They better get me a present.
Virgo: I hope no one forgets my birthday....
Leo: BOW DOWN! It's my day. (Like every other.)
Cancer: This is the perfect day to gather my loved ones in the same room
Gemini: I can do whatever I want and no one will stop me!
Taurus: PRESENTS PLEASE!
Aries: YES!! EVERYONE COME HANG OUT!!!
THE SIGNS IN A HORROR MOVIE
Aries: The one who is the first to die
Taurus: The one who comes home to find everyone dead
Gemini: The one who figures out who the killer is
Cancer: The one who says "Hello? Anyone there?" As if anyone will answer
Leo: The one who tries to fight the killer but ends up dead
Virgo: The one who sacrifices themselves
Libra: The one who says "Everyone stay calm." Then they go to a corner to freak out.
Scorpio: The one who runs out the front door instead of upstairs
Sagittarius: The one who is secretly helping the killer
Capricorn: The one who snapped and went on a killing spree
Aquarius: The one who makes it till the end
Pisces: The one who screams through the entire thing
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Zodiac Signs
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