What The Signs Would Be In Prison For:
Aries: hitting a police officer
Taurus: manslaughter
Gemini: car chase
Cancer: not paying taxes
Leo: shoplifting
Virgo: is actually innocent
Libra: taking a U turn
Scorpio: mass murder
Sagittarius: jumping into a fountain
Capricorn: cashing a stolen check
Aquarius: going into area 51
Pisces: grew a massive, massive field of weed
The Signs As Villians:
Sassy Lady Villians: Aries, Leo, Libra
Cocky Genius Villians: Gemini, Virgo, Aquarius
Crazy Insane Villians: Capricorn, Scorpio, Sagittarius
Emotional Villians with tragic backstories: Cancer, Taurus, Pisces
The Signs Flirting:
Says they can't flirt but can flirt like a love god: Leo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Taurus
Can flirt without trying, but when they try, it's horrible: Virgo, Pisces, Aries, Scorpio
Can't flirt for their life: Cancer, Aquarius
Always flirting, whether they know it or not: Libra, Gemini
The Signs When They See A Big, Red Button:
Presses it, hoping to destroy the world: Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Aquarius
Freaks out but hits it by accident: Aries, Taurus, Pisces, Sagittarius
Ignores it and continues on with life: Cancer, Leo, Libra, Capricorn
The Signs As Smells:
Aries: Freshly cut grass
Taurus: Cake baking in the oven
Gemini: Lavender
Cancer: Rain
Leo: Campfires
Virgo: New Car
Libra: Popcorn
Scorpio: Festival food
Sagittarius: Fir trees
Capricorn: Mint
Aquarius: Beach air
Pisces: Fresh sheets
Bonus: Medival Times
Princess/Princes: Gemini, Virgo, Libra, Pisces
Knights: Aries, Leo, Aquarius, Sagittarius
Dragons: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn
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Zodiac Signs
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