The Signs Singing And How Well
Sings Really Well: Cancer, Libra, Pisces
Can't Sing But Does It Anyway: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius
Get's Annoyed When Other People Sing: Taurus, Aries, Capricorn
Sings Well But Is Super Shy About It: Virgo, Aquarius, Scorpio
Be Worried For The Signs When...
Aries: When an Aries gives up
Taurus: When a Taurus gives into something they know isn't right
Gemini: When Gemini's are really calm
Cancer: When a Cancer is cold
Leo: When a Leo does a questionable thing they probably wouldn't do
Virgo: When a Virgo looks dirty
Libra: When a Libra is visibly angry
Scorpio: When a Scorpio feels angry
Sagittarius: When a Sagittarius doesn't want to go out
Capricorn: When a Capricorn doesn't want to work anymore
Aquarius: When an Aquarius runs out of ideas
Pisces: When a Pisces stops dreaming
The Signs At Home Alone
Aries: Raiding the refrigerator until they realize there is nothing in there
Taurus: Sleeping
Gemini: Constantly saying to themselves "if a robber came in, I would...." and making up scenarios
Cancer: Doesn't even realize that they are home alone
Leo: Leaves the house (probably for a party or for shopping)
Virgo: Sings their favorite song obnoxiously loud
Libra: Taking the longest bath ever
Scorpio: Looks out window and watches the cars passing by
Sagittarius: Probably talking to themselves
Capricorn: Watching Netflix while doing math homework
Aquarius: Wandering around the house half naked
Pisces: Calling out for their family until they realize that they are alone
A Summary Of The Horoscopes
Aries: Pain in the butts
Taurus: Sleepers
Gemini: MONEYMONEYMONEY
Cancer: Crys more than talks
Leo: Over confident
Virgo: Shy
Libra: Surprisingly good with computers
Scorpio: Angry....VERY angry
Sagittarius: Superiority complex
Capricorn: Thou Art Thou Very Miserable
Aquarius: Only nice one in the group
Pisces: Will throw a chair at you if you insult them
How Adorable Your Sign Is
Aries: 42%
Taurus: Sometimes 1% sometimes 100%
Gemini: More fierce than adorable 10%
Cancer: 80085%
Leo: 86.99%
Virgo: 1,000,000%
Libra: 31%
Scorpio: More hotter than cute 0.1%
Sagittarius: 99.99%
Capricorn: 999.9999%
Aquarius: 36%
Pisces: 8964218469%
What The Signs Dream About
Aries: Flying
Taurus: Fighting bad guys
Gemini: Falling
Cancer: Fictional characters
Leo: Their pets
Virgo: Running late
Libra: Stuff that makes no sense
Scorpio: Being a different person
Sagittarius: Driving
Capricorn: Boring things like making cereal in the morning
Aquarius: Faraway lands
Pisces: Food
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Zodiac Signs
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