Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: WHAT NO!!!
Dad: It's Bill gates daughter.
Son:OK!!!!!!
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Dad goes to Bill gates front door.
Dad: I want your Daughter to marry my son.
Bill: No way!! Do I even know you?
Dad: My son works t the CEO World Bank.
Bill: OK!! We can arrange them for they can meet.
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Dad goes to CEO World Bank.
Dad: I want my son to work here.
President: No way!!
Dad: my son is the son- in- law of Bill Gates.
President: Ok! He can start working here tomorrow!
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