Mom: you know that song you really like?
Son: Which one?
Mom: Im sexy and I know it.
Son:Ya.
Mom:Well here's one for you.
Mom: I walk Into your room, and this is why I see. A condom on the floor and its staring at me. I have a range in my stomach, And I'm not afraid to show it..... Show it.... Show it... Your grounded and you know it!
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Funny Texts
HumorThese are just RANDOM things and funny texts. There is NO inappropriate stuff! everything is appropriate! This book contains bad language!! The mascot for this book is Jason the unicorn and I have a condition of randomness so yea....
