~Phone Call~
Police: Hello 911 what's your emergency?
Me: There's over a million dead people here!!
Police: Where are you?
Me: At a cemetery.....
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Funny Texts
HumorThese are just RANDOM things and funny texts. There is NO inappropriate stuff! everything is appropriate! This book contains bad language!! The mascot for this book is Jason the unicorn and I have a condition of randomness so yea....
