Me: Dude you where drunk last night.
Friend: No I was not.
Me: you stuffed my cat in a pillow and kept screaming "its a pillow it's a pet it's a pillow pet."
Friend: oh...
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Funny Texts
HumorThese are just RANDOM things and funny texts. There is NO inappropriate stuff! everything is appropriate! This book contains bad language!! The mascot for this book is Jason the unicorn and I have a condition of randomness so yea....
