okay so theres this weird dream that a friend of mine had recently
there was this blue haired bitch that drowned a deer and a shetland pony in her pool okay
so the deer could fucking talk
and my friend said the deer had a sorta high pitched n squeaky voice
heres the kicker
thats what my lil bro søren sounds like
plus the shetland pony that this hoe drowned
it was brown with white spots
just like the shetland pony my lil bro and i shared when we were little
and the most fucked up part
the deer in her dream said "please dont hurt my pony! dont drown him!"
heres the biggest fucking kicker of all
søren and i knew a blue haired girl when we were little
this bitch even tried drowning søren too
like holy shit man
this is too weird
