okay so a couple years back, i was playing skyrim and the weirdest shit happened
i had just gotten married to a nord (i think it was either Erik the slayer or Belrand), and i had adopted two daughters, Runa Fair-Shield and Lucia who lived in my home in Whiterun
i was out finishing some quests for the dark brotherhood and i came home to give my kids some gifts and after i gave them the gifts and as they thanked me, Runa called me "papa"
the odd thing here? i was a female wood elf