Amazing;Dimension Raziél (Chapter 1: Meet The Goddesses) COMPLETED

Raziél vs AnonyDeath

(This is a flashback to when Raziél first met AnonyDeath)

I heard that there was a hacker that hacked into their computers so that all that was there was porn. And they were stealing porn, too. My job: to stop this hacker. Not gonna lie, I was very hesitant about this job. But the pay was good, so I took it. I eventually found the hacker at a remote factory. There was still power, even though the factory shut down. How did I know this? It was from AffiMax. Anyway, I went to the factory, and eventually found him. I bust in with all of my might, with my Game Blade out. He was facing me on his backside.

Me: Turn around, slowly. And keep your hands up.

Once I saw him, I was so shocked to see what was in front of me. It wasn't a person, it was a robot. We were both silent until he said, in a very human and perverted tone.

AnonyDeath: Oh, my! Busted by the fuzz. And I was just having fun.

I was incredibly shocked to hear and see what he, or in this case: it, really was.

Me: What in the hell...?

AnonyDeath: But I am rather disappointed to see you. I was hoping for my DARLING NOIRE!

Me: (He was trying to attract the goddess of Lastation?) Uhh... Who are you?

AnonyDeath: What do you think, Razzy? I'm the perpetrator: AnonyDeath!

Me: So you the one who- wait a sec, RAZZY!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!? And how do you know me!?!?

AnonyDeath: Everyone know about you. The legendary human being, Raziél, capable of defeating the goddesses themselves! I never lie, I thought you were just a myth! But seeing you face-to-face, I can hardly believe it!!

Me: (There's a face under that thing?) Well if you know who I am, then you should know that I can take you down right now.

AnonyDeath: Of course I do. I'm not stupid. That's why I won't fight you.

Me: Oh, yeah!? Then COME AT ME WITH- wait, what?

AnonyDeath: Yeah. I won't fight you. Even if I wanted to, I can't. I wasn't programmed for combat.

Me: (I don't wanna know what you WERE programmed for) Then you're just giving up?

AnonyDeath: And stop having fun? Of course not! You can't stop me.

Me: Oh really? Then what's stopping me right now.

AnonyDeath: Turn around.

Behind me was another robot. He was purple and reminded me of a ninja.

AnonyDeath: Raziél, this is Steamax. Steamax, Raziél

Steamax: Greetings.

Me: Sup.

AnonyDeath: Steamax, make sure Razzy doesn't interrupt me. I have work to do.

Me: I DON'T THINK SO! GAME BL- AAAHH!!!

Steamax grabbed me as I launched myself towards AnonyDeath. He swung me outside, where I crashed into a bunch of empty, wooden crates

Steamax: I hope you understand. This isn't personal. He's my boss. I'm just doing my job.

Me: It's cool. I'm just doing my job, too. GAME BLADE!

I summoned my sword and clashed against Steamax. He was actually tough and fast. It was a miracle I could keep up. He showed a lot of prowess and almost got me. But it was a stalemate. I had to end it quick. I eventually stunned him. He was soon paralyzed.

Me: Now! RAZIÉL RUSH!!!

I finally managed to beat him. He fell to the ground. It almost looked as if he died. Robots can be revived, right. I mean, they ARE machines. I kinda liked him. I decided that I'll send him to repairs after I dealt with AnonyDeath. I rushed back to the room where AnonyDeath was. Right before I could stop him, another robot launched me without me noticing.

AnonyDeath: Thanks, Affomojas.

Affomojas: No problem.

He came at me with full force. He was harder to beat since one, I was exhausted, and two, he was WAAAY bigger than Steamax. Eventually I took him down with a Raziél Frenzy (yes, all of my signature moves were named after me. Don't judge me.)

Me: HEY! WAS THAT IT, OR DO YOU HAVE MORE!?

AnonyDeath: *in distance* Yeah. That was it... NOT!

Before I knew it, gatling gun turrents popped out, along with heat-seeking missles and bombs.

Me: WHAT THE HELL!?!?

AnonyDeath: Hey! No one cums between a man and his porn! *snickers* Get it? Cums!? It's funny because it's a sex term!

Me: (Yeah. I get it. Sex is funny. -_-)

After that shitty pun, all heat-seeking missles, bombs and gatling gun turrents fired at me. I managed to avoid them by deflecting all bullets, dodging all missiles by getting them to ran into each other, and sliced all of the bombs.

Me: *gasping for breath* Is... That... All... You... Got... Bitch!?

AnonyDeath soon came out with his hands high in the air. I brought him to the precient and got my pay...