It took a while, but I finally found the wormhole. How do I know? Because, I walked through the cave, then found myself falling from the sky. I crashed into Planeptune and woke up, with a tinier Histoire and some blonde 4-year-old girl.
Tiny Histoire: Hello? Are you okay?
Me: Hu... Huh?
Me: ...
Me: *quietly* Oh my goddess, you're even tinier.
Tiny Histoire: Huh?
Me: Never mind that. Look, we need your help.
Blonde Girl: Who are you?
Me: Raziél. A friend of Neptune, and that's why I'm here.
Tiny Histoire: What's wrong?
I told them everything that has happened.
Tiny Histoire: Oh my...
Me: Yeah.
Blonde Girl: Will Neptuna be okay?
Me: (Goddess. And here I thought Razzy was bad.) For now, yes. But I'm afraid not for long. We have to hurry.
Tiny Histoire: Indeed. I shall call the goddesses.
Blonde Girl: Ok, then. Let's save Neptuna.
Me: ...
Me: Uhh...
Me: (There's no essy way to say this...) S-Sorry, but-
Tiny Histoire: If you're worried about Peashy, don't be. She's a CPU as well. So she can fight, too.
Me: What?
Peashy: Yep! TRANSFORM!
Peashy transformed in her CPU form.
Me: WHAT IN THE-!?
Tiny Histoire: Yep. As I said, she's a CPU. Say hello to Yellow Heart.
Me: (Do they just GIVE that power away!?!? Hell, SHE'S LIKE 6!!!!!! Not to mention she ended up getting boobs BIGGER THAN VERT'S!!!)
Me: .......
Me: (Wait... Does Blanc know about this?)
Yellow Heart: Still think I'm too weak?
Me: I never did. (Not anymore, at least).
Tiny Histoire: They arrived.
You'll never guess who the CPUs here are: NOIRE, BLANC, AND VERT!
Me: What the? There's MORE OF YOU!?!?
Victory Noire: So, this is the guy that came here from Neptune's world?
Victory Vert: Well, he must be pretty strong if he's able to get here on his own.
Victory Blanc: Whatever...
Me: (Oh my goddess, they sound the same... And act the same... They ARE the same!!)
Victory Vert: If you don't mind, stranger, can you give us your name.
Me: R-R-Raziél. It's Raziél.
Yellow Heart: Raz... Raza... Raz... Razz...
Me: (Don't do it... Don't do it!... Don't DO IT!... DON'T DO IT!!)
Yellow Heart: RAZZYRAZ!!!
Me: ...
Me: ......
Me: .........
Me: (Just... Just... Wha... What!?... Just... What!?... Uhh... How?... How...!?... How!?!?... HOW!?!?... How in the absolute FUCK is that easier than RAZIÉL!?!? That's just as bad as FUCKING RAZZY!!! RAZZYRAZ!?!? Wha... HOW!?!? What is this!?!? Just... Just... *scream*)
Me: (I can't believe I'm gonna say this...) Actually, just call me "Razzy." (Please).
Yellow Heart: Hmm... Nope! Razzyraz is funnier!
Me: (Okay then...)
Me: (TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Me: Anyway, will you help us?
All 3 looked at each other and said...
All: No.
Me: Oh thank yo-!
Me: ...
Me: Wait, what?
Victory Blanc: It's not our problem.
Me: ...
Me: What...?
Victory Noire: Sorry. But it's none of our concern. We have our own nation to worry about.
Me: Are you kidding me...?
Victory Vert: I'm sorry. We just can't.
Me: ...
Yellow Heart: Well, I'm going! If Neptuna needs my help, then I'll help!
Victory Blanc: Fine, but we won't.
Me: ...
Me: ......
Me: .........
Me: Histoire, get Peashy out of here. This is gonna get ugly.
Tiny Histoire: Okay...
Both of them left.
Victory Noire: If you think you can convince us on your own, then you're dumber than I thou-.
Me: Shut up, tsun.
Victory Noire: Huh?
Me: Those goddesses need your help now more than ever, and you won't help them? How can you call yourself a CPU?
Victory Vert: !
Victory Blanc: How dare you!
Me: No, HOW DARE YOU, BLANC!! So get your nasty, flat ass up and FUCKING HELP THEM!! Or I will make you...
Victory Blanc: Oh, hell no! I am NOT having this!!
Victory Noire: Me neither!
Victory Vert: *sighs* Oh boy.
They all transformed. As for me...
Me: GAME BLADE!! COME AT ME!!!!!!
We all clashed. Fighting one was hard for me, so I thought 3 would be harder. But I somehow managed to beat them. Almost effortlessly.
Victory White Heart: WHAT THE HELL!? HOW ARE YOU THIS STRONG!?
Me: One thing Histoire left out... In Neptune's world... I'm not a god... But a legend...!
Victory Greem Heart: Tell me, how long do you think you can last in this fight?
Me: Please. I've already won.
Victory White Heart: Cocky little BASTARD!!!!
Me: RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I managed to take them all on one-by-one. They all fell and turned back to their normal state.
Me: And to think... I thought it was gonna be hard-!
I looked around to see the basillicom torn apart. Oh yeah... We were stilll in there. Oops...
Me: So... Are you reconsidering my offer?
Victory Noire: Consider it done...
Me: Okay then. Glad we're done here.
I came back for Peashy.
Me: Hey, Peashy. They changed their mind. Let's go!
Peashy: YAY! NEPTUNA!
I led them out of their dimension and into my own. Hang on girls... We're coming...
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Amazing;Dimension Raziél (Chapter 1: Meet The Goddesses) COMPLETED
FanfictionRaziél is a human traveler who makes a living off of doing the CPUs' quest. One day, he gets a quest that'll forever change his life... For anyone wondering, yes: Raziél is my Hyperdimension Neptunia OC. I just don't have a picture of him since I ca...
