How not to survive school (A Terrible guide)

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Hello guys! For this chapter I will give you some experiences and some advice for how not to survive school! Enjoy.

                 Bathroom

Advice 1:
If you want to go to the bathroom, don't tell anyone and don't go to the bathroom. Just stay there suffering. Like, I am a hero, I can hold it!

Experience 1:
I was 6 years old and I was in front of the entire school with my other 6 years old mates, in front of people aged from 6 to 99, if you include the headmaster. (You should laugh here)
We 6 years old and our teachers had prepare a surprise for the older students. I was a shorty, hence, I was at the first row. We began singing and at the middle of the song I wanted to go to the bathroom. I think it looked like if I was dancing, because the girl next to me told me to stop dancing. I stopped and then I decided to pee, in front of the entire school. One girl shouted "She is peeing!" and chaos began. It didn't actually make me popular. No one talked to me for about a week. When I think about it now, I ask myself How could 6 years old be so evil?

Experience 2:

We were on a Christmas recital. With parents and all. A TEN years old accidentally peed in front of everyone. There was a twenty minutes delay, in which they cleaned the escenary. That girl wouldn't stop crying!