How not to survive school (A Terrible guide)

Hey guys! Do you want to survive school and get good grades, nice friends and be that girl/boy everyone wants to date with? If you want that I recommend you to NOT follow anything I write. I will also include some experiences that will follow me for all my life, some good and others I would rather forget. Includes how to not survive school, puberty, parties, friends, and whatever.
Read, enjoy and don't forget to comment!