Pun War

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Me and Lolbit: *playing fnaf SL together*

Lolbit: Come on we have to do this. This is our third try.

Me: I know. Sometimes this game can be unBEARable.

Lolbit: Yeah-... Wait, did you just make a pun?

Me: Oh sorry. I didn't mean to SPRING that TRAP on you.

Lolbit: Are you challenging me?

Me: What? Can't you BEAR my puns?

Lolbit: It's on.

~In the party room~

Me and Lolbit: *standing across from each other*

Almost everyone else: *watching*

Lolbit: Might as well back out now. I would want to SCARE you with my puns.

Me: Nope, I think my puns are JUST GOLD.

Lolbit: Don't be a CHICKEN. Hit me with your best shot.

Me: How CHILDish.

Lolbit: Let's eSTABlish that I will win this battle.

Me: It's KNIFE to know that you have your own puns.

Lolbit: Oh come on, you can do BUTTER than that.

Me: Let me ENLIGHTEN you on how good I am at making puns.

Lolbit:My puns are like BALLOONS. They'll go sky-high.

Me: I'm gonna PRETEND I didn't hear that.

March: *walks in the room* *notices the war going on* What the heck are you doing?

Me and Lolbit: Having a pun war.

March: Oh my god. NO!

Me: YOU CAN'T stop us from making these puns.

Lolbit: Yeah March. Stop being a BABY.

Me: We're just big FANS of making puns.

March: No. You two need to stop.

Lolbit: But we're having a FUNTIME.

Me: It would be a NIGHTMARE if we had to stop.

Lolbit: Yeah, these puns are like my SOUL purpose.

Me: I know right. They practically GIVE me LIFE.

Lolbit: We're so good at making puns it a GIFT.

March: Nope. Thats it. I'm done. *walks off pissed* This is unBEARable. *puts her hand over her mouth*😯

Me and Lolbit: 😏😏😏

March: *continues walking away without saying a word*

Me: That was fun.

Lolbit: Yeah, let's never ENDO these puns.

Me: Cool.

Gold: *walks up to us* That's was amazing.

Me: Yeah it's pretty fun too.

Gold: I can tell. What about March?

Lolbit: Haters gonna hate.

Gold: I guess.

Lolbit: *gets a headache*

Me: Lolbit are you okay?

Lolbit: Yeah, I'm fine.

Me: Gold, can you excuse us for a minute?

Gold: Sure.

Me: Great. *walks to my room with Lolbit*

Me: Whats going on?

Lolbit: I don't know. Do you think it could be them?

Me: Maybe. But that means we have to be careful. I'll go talk to March about it later. After she cools off. But until them, we have to make sure not to let them take control. Okay?

Lolbit: Okay.

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Puns!!! This chapter was fun to write. And making puns really SUITS me. Hope you all enjoyed that. Don't forget to vote on my stories and I will see all you awesome readers in the chapter. Buh-bye!
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