Me: *doing stuff* *phone beeps* Dares! *reads it* Yay. More fun.
~Le time skip~
Toy Bonnie: Okay what is this about?
Toy Freddy: Yeah, I was in the middle of something you know.
Me: I do know and I don't care. Now I got a dare from Whatismylife1220. And it says that I have to roast you guys, the fnaf 2 gang.
BB: Why?
Me: I don't know, but I know that its fun to do.
Toy Chica: How can you roast someone so fabulous.
Me: Like this. One, you have to stop putting on makeup every what, 20 minutes. And jeez I knew they wanted Chica to look more feminine and stuff but they really didn't have to aim for, "that". I mean like what were they thinking when they made you.
Toy Chica: I'll just uh be in my room. *walks off*
Toy Bonnie: Hey, that was mean.
Me: Its part of the dare. I have to.
Toy Bonnie: Well I don't think its right.
Me: Coming from the "male" rabbit that likes to put makeup on in the morning. And since we're on the subject, let me tell you something. If you don't want people mistaking you so being girl, than the whole makeup thing is not going to work for you. Got it.
Toy Bonnie: Oh, well. I'll just go uh put some makeup o- I mean do something manly. *tear rolls down face*
Toy Freddy: Are you crying?
Toy Bonnie: No, no. I'm not crying. There was something in my eye. I'll go now. *walks away*
Me: Now who wants to go next? How about, you, Toy Freddy.
Toy Freddy: Aw man.
Me: Oh my God, I have waiting to tell you this for a while. You need to go on a freakin DIET. Like gosh is it that hard to cut down on the pizza. I'm still surprised that stage doesn't break when you stand on it.
Toy Freddy: I can stop when I want to.
BB: Haha. Haha. Haha.
Me: I don't know what your laughing about. And speaking of the subject, what the heck are you laughing about all the time. Your worst than Freddy. Everywhere you go all you hear is "Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha". I mean like what the heck is so freakin funny! You always barge in the room like you own the place and start laughing like the funniest thing on Earth just happened. So I have four words for you. Shut. The. Hell. UP.
BB: *runs away*
Toy Freddy: I think I'll just be going now. *runs in the direction of the kitchen*
Me: Who's next?
Mangle: *points to the Puppet*
Me: Perfect.
Puppet: Oh boy.
Me: Now Puppet. Their are some things that you do that are irritating and some that are just down right annoying. But the one thing that annoys me the most is, when you freaking steal my things! Like was your music box not enough for you. You were always playing it so loud that the entire pizzeria can here it. And when someone tries to turn it down or turn it off, You get upset, mad , angry, but did you ever think that you and your music are the ones upsetting everyone else. And when that wasn't enough, you moved on the stealing my things. Like what the heck is wrong with you!
Puppet: Woah. Uh sorry.
Me: Sorry? Sorry?! Well its a little late for sorry. Now you are going to go return all of MY stuff, then turn that stupid music box down! Understand?!
Puppet: Got it. *runs off*
Me: And last but certainly not least, Mangle.
Mangle: Woah, hold on. I never agreed to do this.
Me: Too bad. Now Mangle explain to me how a bunch of 5 and 6 year old kids could take you apart with ease. And not only did you let them take you apart but you let them put you back together to look like a mutated spider. I get it, you didn't want to hurt the kids but simple "Do not touch" sign might have made a difference or how about actually standing up for your self and "hands off". Its not that hard.
Mangle: Oh uh o-okay then. *walks to Pirates Cove*
Me: *sigh* That was fun.
Gold: *teleports next to me* Hey. What are you doing?
Me: I just finished roasting the fnaf 2 gang.
Gold: Oh. How did they take it?
Me: They took it okay. Wow, roasting people really takes it out of you.
Gold: Wanna come watch TV and cuddle with me?
Me: Sure. Sounds good. *walks with Gold to his room*
