Dare 34

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Me: *watching YouTube (Pewds) with Gold* *phone beeps* Oh sweet another dare.

Gold: What is it this time?

Me: It's from chilicheesegirl. It says that Lolbit has to roast me and March.

Gold: Oh boy. How good is she at roasting people?

Lolbit: *kicks down the door* Did someone say ROAST!?

Me: 0_0 Yeah. You got a dare. It says that you have to roast me and March.

Lolbit: Really?! This is better than Christmas! Uh, no offense to you and March.

Me: None taken. March!

March: *walks in the room* What.

Me: We need you for something.

March: Okay. *walks up to me* What is it?

Me: Well, Lolbit got a dare and she has to roast both of us.

March: Well in that case, I'm out. *walks toward the door*

Me: *runs over and blocks the door* Oh no you're not. *locks the door* We have to do the dare.

March: Why?

Me: Because if you don't, I'll have to kill you. *takes out bloody knife* And that would be a real shame, wouldn't it?

March: *staring at the knife* Yeah.

Me: Great! Then let's get on with the dare.

March: You gonna put the knife away?

Me: Why? Is there a problem? *points the knife towards her*

March: No. No problem.

Lolbit: Yay. Let's get on with the dare. Now who's going to be first? Hmm. How about... Cheer.

Me: God dang it.

Lolbit: Now Cheer. Answer me this. Is your name just another version of Joy's name? I mean like, Joy and Cheer, come on. And what's with you roasting Mangle. I get it, roasts are supposed to be fun, but roasting MY other version? My SISTER?! Not cool!And also, you're an animatronic cat for crying out loud! How the hell did you end up on Wattpad?! And why did you drag me into it?! I should be off hanging out with Baby and the others at Circus Baby's Pizza World, but NO! You had to bring me here to complain about you and March! You might not have anything better to do with you're life, but I DO! If you want someone with nothing better to do, CALL BB!!

Me: 0_0 *heart breaks in half* (R.I.P Cheer)

Lolbit: And you. *turns towards March*

March: *trying to pick the lock on the door* Huh?

Lolbit: Don't think a forgot about you.

March: Uh oh.

Lolbit: Let's just start with something I've been wondering. Where the frick is you're boyfriend, Chase?! Like, I haven't seen him in, what FOREVER! And you know, I'm wondering if you have at least seen him (That's mostly throwing shade at me for not including him in the recent chapters. So, sorry). And again with the names. What the frick kind of name is March?! Are you in a marching band or something? Do you like green, are you obsessed with the month? I get though, it was the month you were made in, but come on. And March. You ROASTED GOLD?! THE NICEST ONE IN THIS PLACE?! No offense to anyone else, but ITS TRUE! How do you sleep at night?

March: With warm milk and cookies.

Lolbit: -_-

Me: *trying not to cry*

March: Are you crying?

Me: No.

March: Really? Cause it looks like you ar-

Me: I said I'm NOT?! *pulls out knife again*

March: Okay. I can see that you're going through some stuff so I'll just be, on my way. *successfully picks lock on door and runs out*

Lolbit: Yeah, I'll just be.. with March. Bye. *runs out the room as well*

Me: *sighs*

Gold: You okay?

Me: Yeah. I'm fine. *wipes tears off my face*

Gold: Back to YouTube?

Me: *giggles* Back to YouTube.

Me and Gold: *continue to watch YouTube*
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Hey guys! I just wanted to say that I am so sorry for not updating this book lately. I've had a lot of school work to do. And I've also been working on a new book called "Pretty Please". If you want to, you can go check it out. But seriously, I've been feeling really bad for not updating this book enough and I am really sorry, so I will try to update this book more for you guys. Yay! And thank you chilicheesegirl for the help with this chapter. I appreciate it! Okay, that's all I wanted to say. So please leave some asks and dares in the comments and forget to hit that vote if you liked it. And I will see all you AMAZING readers in the next chapter! Buh-bye!
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