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Me: *talking to Chase about showing up more*
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Author: *shouting to the world* I found Chase!
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Me: *phone beeps* Oh, more dares.

Chase: What's it say?

Me:It's from Whatismylife1220. It says that Lolbit has to roast Joy and Springtrap.

Chase: Who's Springtrap?

Me: Oh. Hold up. *takes out phone to make a call*

Me on phone: Yes, hello... Yeah... You need to come up here, like now... To do something... It's doesn't matter what it is.. you need to come up here now... great... Okay... See you in a minute. *hangs up*

Chase: Who was that?

Me: You'll see.

Springtrap: *appears behind us* Hello.

Chase:*turns around* Ahh! Who are you?

Me: This is Springtrap.

Springtrap: What's up?

Chase: *nervously waves* Hi.

Me: That's one person. Now we need Joy. JOY!

Joy: *walks in the room with Zack* Hey, what is it?
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Author: Look! I found Zack too!
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Me: You're in a dare.

Joy: Oh really? What is it?

Me: You and Springtrap here have to get roasted by Lolbit.

Joy and Springtrap: What?

Me: Lolbit!

Lolbit: *bust through a wall* I sense a roast. Who is it this time?

Me: Joy and Springtrap.

Lolbit: *turns toward them* Oh. I didn't know Springtrap was here.

Springtrap: I've been hiding in the shadows.

Me: He's been in the pizzeria basement.

Lolbit: Oh.

Springtrap: Well. The almighty Springtrap does not have to take this. *starts walking away*

Lolbit: *pulls out axe* Well the almighty Lolbit says stay or you're going to have a bad time.

Springtrap: O_O Here is good.

Lolbit: Yay! Roasting time!

Me: Hold up. *gets popcorn* Okay, go.

Lolbit: Alright. Who's going first?

Joy and Springtrap: *point at each other*

Lolbit: How about... Joy.

Joy: Dang it.

Lolbit: Let me address the same issue as with March. Where the heck have you and Zack been?! I mean like, I haven't seen you in so freaking long, I was wondering if you left. And what is with this pink thing going around? What kind of dog is pink?! Is that some type of new breed? Cause never in my life have I seen a freaking PINK DOG!

Joy: 0_0 Says the orange and purple fox.

Lolbit: -_-

Springtrap: Well. *starts walking away again* Looks like we're done here, so I'll just go-

Lolbit: Hold it bunny boy. I'm not done yet.

Springtrap: *stops where he is* So close.

Lolbit: I've still got one more long eared animatronic to roast. And that's you.

Springtrap: Are you sure because I know where Bonnie is.

Me: Already been roasted.

Springtrap: Oh.

Lolbit: Stop stalling. Its your turn. Now, which of your issue am I gonna address first? Oh. I know. How about the one where you killed a bunch of innocent children! What in the world were you thinking?! It isn't necessarily one of those things that everyone does. And then after you died as a human, you go and try to kill a innocent man working as a night guard. I am seriously sensing some communication issues.

Springtrap: The almighty Springtrap can communicate just fine.

Lolbit: Says the person who refers to himself as "The almighty Springtrap".

Springtrap: The almighty Springtrap- I mean... I don't... That's not true.

Lolbit: Really? 😏

Springtrap: Yes... maybe... no.

Lolbit: That's right. And don't you forget it. *walks away like a boss* (LIKE A BOSS!!!)

Springtrap: 😔

Joy: Well that was... new. *awkwardly walks away*

Me: That was amazing. Okay, so thank you guys for reading this chapter. Please comment some questions and dares for us to do. And if you liked this chapter, don't forget to hit that vote button. And I will see all you AMAZING readers in the next chapter. Buh-bye!

Lolbit: Exotic butters!

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