Me: *watching Chica as she scarfs down a load of pizza* *phone beeps* Oh, there's a new dare.
Chica: *while still eating* That's nice.
Me: *reads dare* *looks at Chica* Uh oh.
Chica: *stops eating for a second* Uh oh? Uh oh what?
Me: You got a dare from @AlexaAguilar691. It says that you have to go three days without pizza-
Chica: That's two days less than last time, so I guess that's better.
Me: There's more. Within these days, you have to eat only vegetables. In other words, you're going on a diet.
Chica: What?!
Me: That's what the dare says.
Chica: Let me see that. *snatches phone from me and looks at dare* It's true.
Me: Yup, and that three days starts now. *takes her pizza away*
Chica: NO! My baby!
Baby: *peeks in* Did someone call?
Me: Nope.
Baby: Okay. *walks away*
Chica: *rocking back and forth on the floor* I'm never going to making it.
Me: You'll be fine. In the meantime, snack on this. *hands Chica a carrot*
Chica: Who do you think I am? Bugs Bunny?!
Me: Would you rather be Daffy Duck?
Chica: *angrily grabs carrot and bites it*
Me: Good chicken. See it's not that hard to eat healthy.
~Three days later~
Chica: *sitting in a corner nervously eating a piece of celery* Must eat healthy, Must eat healthy.
Me: *walks over slightly concerned for Chica's mental health* Uh Chica. The three days is over. You can eat pizza agai-
Chica: No. This is better for me. I must eat healthier. No more pizza for me.
Me: 0_0 Really? Cause there is some pizza actually just sitting in the kitchen and-
Chica: *covers my mouth* Say no more. *runs to the kitchen* I'm coming my dear baby!
Baby: *walks in* Did someone say my name?
Me: Nope. False alarm.
Baby: Sometimes I hate this name.
