1. Principal: You can't make any more puns or you're out of school, understood?
Me: punderstood, sir. *thrown out of milkyway galaxy*
2. * The rock meets the whole Friends' cast*
Joey: How you Dwayne?
3. *Chemist's sister brings home a cat*
Chemist: Catalysis.
4. I tried to ask a girl named Shourya out for a date.
She: Shourya. Why not?
5. Who is the guy that looks like luke Skywalker?
Me: Maybe his luke-alike.
6. Chemistry pick up line: Is your name copper?
Because I would love to Cu.
6. Hey girl, if I step on you would you explode?
Because you're mine.
7. Interviewer: What is the last book you read before coming to this interview?
Me: How to face an interview...
Interviewer: You are hired.
YOU ARE READING
MY PUN-ISHMENT BOOK
HumorA book full of puns related to science, Fairy tail, Naruto and many other things. It is still a work in progress. Ps- Most of them are lame,but whatever. Hope you'll enjoy my o-pun mindedly made puns. (≧∇≦)/
