1. My crush really liked mustard. I tried to lure her with it. But things didn't work out, she caught me 'mustard baiting'.
2. My crush liked fries, but she finished all of it without me. She really fry-end-zoned me bad.
3. My crush didn't really want a brother, but in the end she 'a-bro-gated' my heart pretty damn well.
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MY PUN-ISHMENT BOOK
HumorA book full of puns related to science, Fairy tail, Naruto and many other things. It is still a work in progress. Ps- Most of them are lame,but whatever. Hope you'll enjoy my o-pun mindedly made puns. (≧∇≦)/
