1. Friend: Am I of any importance in your life?
Me: Yeah, you're an essential 'Asshat' to my happiness.
( In case no one got that, asset... asshat)
2. I can never make too many Archery-based puns in arrow. (BOW down before me, bitches)
3. Would a Japanese guy's favorite car brand be NI-SAN?
4. Are sperms called semen because they swim towards the ovum and are thus, 'sea-men'?
5. You shell 'naut' make any more sea puns.
6. In case of internet's water body based puns, it is first come, first surf.
I have no life, so I'm not going to apologize for the bad puns. 'Sea' ya.
I have a di'sea'se.
I really can't stop.
YOU ARE READING
MY PUN-ISHMENT BOOK
HumorA book full of puns related to science, Fairy tail, Naruto and many other things. It is still a work in progress. Ps- Most of them are lame,but whatever. Hope you'll enjoy my o-pun mindedly made puns. (≧∇≦)/
