Arguing at dinner

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Percy: I SAVED THE WORLD TWICE! IVE KILLED MORE MONSTERS THAN ANYONE WHO HAS EVER LIVED. IM ALMOST AN ADULT AND IVE HELD UP THE SKY.

Sally: I DONT CARE YOU ARE GOING TO EAT THOSE VEGETABLES OR NO CANDY FOR A MONTH

Percy: *looks horrified* you wouldn't

Sally: Try me

Percy: Butttttt not the candies!

Sally: Not. Even. The. Blue. Ones.

Percy: *puts a hand on his chest*

Paul: ...

Paul: So how's Annabeth?

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