detention and Shanes abusivenessness scene

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by internetopia182

by internetopia182

-DUNDUNDUN oh shit Shane has detention and an asswhoopin will he survive????/?//???? of course he will lil shits-

Shane walks toward the detention room entrance, he pushes the door open and sees a whole HELL RISE!!! CHILDREN WITH INTENSE SCREAMING CRYING SQUISHED IN THE SAME AREA. The detention teacher grabbed Shane and said "Run along boy, those are just the possessed demonic students in therapy. You are in this room" he went into the dark mysterious room with Jaime, he said in a deep mysterious spoopy voice, "Shane. So you decided to come" "of course i had to come you dumb twat" Jaime went up to him "ik, i just had to say that to seem threatening" Shane nodded "ah, makes sense" Jaime grabbed Shane and shoved him up a wall "listen up you dumb fag, i have to beat you up until your bf comes and beats me up bc of the fanfic plot" so Jaime did exactly that until..."Jaime put him down or else-" Jaime slammed Shane on the ground "OR ELSE WHAT GRACEFFA" Joey made a face "wow cliche much?" and Joey leaped on Jaime and (HUMPED HIM) beat his Mexican booty up. Joey went up to Shane and said "are you okay?" Shane hugged Joey and said "Thanks, where did you come from?" "i was about to tell you i got detention from killing a student. Not that I'm abnormal even though I'm lying lol, lets get you home"

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Joey drove Shane back home on a pony from equestria (lol my little pony yay) and dropped of Shane to his next hell hole, his own house. "Thanks again Joey" Joey smiled and said "No problem Shane, anything for a friend" then a bunch of ghettos come up and yell out "FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEND ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED" and they ran away to the hood. "Anyways see you later Joey" Shane says as he chuckles nervously, they both stare at each others eyes without saying anyth- "SHANE STOP HAVING A LUSTFUL CONNECTION WITH YOUR FUTURE BF AND GET YOUR ASS HERE SO WE CAN START THAT SAD ABUSIVE SCENE" Shane runs inside the house and waves Joey goodbye. "Something's not right" Joey thought as he flew away on his pony

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"SHANE YOU ARE LATE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WERE YOU IN A GAY CLUB AGAIN" "Dad i told you, i'm not gay" says Shane as he dresses in glittery pink with a 1D shirt (intense throwing up bc ew 1D) Shanes dad rolled his eyes and said "DENIAL!!!" and started to go all jerry springer on Shane "IF I SEE YOU GET IN TROUBLE ONE MORE TIME I WILL REALLY HURT YOUR ASS" and he walked out of the house, his mom ran in and said "SHANE ARE YOU OKAY!?" Shane replied "HELL NO I'M ALL BEAT UP FROM YOUR DUMB BASTARD HUSBAND, PLUS YOU COULD HAVE I DUNNO...HELPED ME INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR THE AUTHORS COMMAND" His mom shrugged her shoulders and brought him in her room to clean out all of the blood. She said "Shane, this needs to stop we need to report him to child protection services" Shane held his moms hand and yelled "NO! he can escape from jail and do even worse." She pursed her lips and said "wow this is really a terrible scene" "I know" All of the blood was washed off him and he went to his room. He checked his phone and got a text from Joey

-wat r u doin

Shane replied

S-nmu

J-nothin much wanna cum 2 a kwl bar te gang hangs @

S-sur :-)

J-yay!!! w8 y r we typn liek dis

S-bc we r n txt convo n most authrs typ stuf wrong in te convo scene

J-uh we sond so stoopd

S-te gurlzzz r stoopd bc tey rite liek dis all te tym

J-maeks sens

S-n te authr lieks 2 maek fun o ppl liek dem (its true)

J-kk den *insert emojis*

S-lol ttyl biiiiiiiiiiiiii

But like the annoying lovey dovey shit they kept texting with terrible spelling for all night until they fell asleep. But Shane woke up to his dad yelling "WHO WANTS TO SUCK THIS COCK" Shanes eyes widened until he realized there were strippers in his house "oh good he doesn't mean me" Shane thought and went back to sleep.

(THATS THAT PART YAY, AND YAY FOR LOSER CLIQUE BAR. YAY FOR FOB PLAYING RIGHT NOW AND YAY FOR INTERNETOPIA! LATER 5EVA-